A joke by kaylog

in funny •  7 years ago 

An Aeroplane cleaner was cleaning
the pilot's cockpit when he saw a
book titled, "HOW TO FLY AN
AEROPLANE FOR BEGINNERS.
Volume 1
Failure.jpg
Source: google
He opened the 1st page which said: "To start the engine, press the red button.." He did so, and the airplane engine
started..He was happy and opened the next page...:"To get the airplane moving, press the blue button.." He did so and the plane started moving at an amazing
speed...He wanted to fly, so he opened the 3rd page which said: "To let airplane fly, please press
the green button.." He did so and the plane started to fly...He was excited...!!
After 20 minutes of flying, he was satisfied and
wanted to land so he decided to
go to the 4th page... and page 4 says; "To be able to know how to land a plane, please purchase
Volume 2 at the nearest book
shop! "

He will be buried tomorrow.

​Nver attempt anything without complete information​

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