Trashtalk Mondays: End The Whacking!

in funny •  8 years ago  (edited)

Whacking is bad.

It's the bad apple that's stopping us from achieving peace in our lives. It gives knuckleheads all the reason they need to think they know how best to manage and protect people. But to be fair, authority first started out because there's demand to protect the weak. It just spiralled out of control over the centuries. And the whacking continues.

Why do people whack people?

  • Fight over resources.
  • Just plain batshit crazy.

What are the worst ways to whack someone?

  • Nuclear weaponry.
  • Other kinds of crazy weaponry people come up with.

Why end the whacking?

  • Weapons are getting bigger and better each year. And it'll get bigger as long as the worst kinds of weapons for whacking are looming around the corner. And it's always around the corner.
  • Because it's bad for health.

How to end the whacking?

  • Stop pouring money into weapons and more weapons. It's futile.
  • Globalists should start an effort developing the ultimate, impenetrable force-field. Make it man-sized. Why develop the best whacker when you can develop the best anti-whacker?
  • Accelerate R&D in nano-disassemblers. Shower these nanobots all over the world and use them to destroy structures that resemble bullets, bombs, and all kinds of weapons - in real time.
  • Legalize everything to curb the need for whacking.
  • Perfect VR and haptic simulators to imprison whackers. You don't simply whack others to end the whacking.
  • There are trillions of tons of trash produced each year. Cut them up into equal cubes and use them as money. Everybody becomes rich.

Problem solved.

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Image found here. Not sure if photoshopped, but it is said that the phallus looking thing is a silencer (noise-dampening device) for the tank. Our ancestors suffered through the centuries to make our lives better, and this is what the knuckleheads of today came up with.

#trashtalk is for me to have fun. It's part of me, but not really me. Maybe it's me.


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Nanobots and anti-whacking shields idea sounds like it could run in to a second post? Maybe with diagrams?

Oh man.. my trashtalk ain't that advanced! But sounds like fun :)

simpsons

Wacklessness is underrated.

You know your Simpsons very well @donkeypong :)

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Thanks lol @goldmatters

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Legalize everything to curb the need for whacking.

That should take care of it!

Thesis (people who wack people)
Anti-thesis (people who love people)
Synthesis (people who love wacking people)

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