ICO's Are Revolutionising Addiction

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Stressed and broke Americans everywhere are clamoring for the exciting new ICO's, which are said to revolutionize nothing other than the ability to make money over the backs of greater fools.

As one 18 year old basement boy confirms: "What makes ICO's different from other online scams is the way it harnesses the power of gullibility to properly align stupidity and greed," said Kevin, the online ico shiller who constantly spams Telegram and Slack."

Ico's also offer an escape from the damaging effects of traveling to casino's and embarrassing one self in front of the crowd. Now, with a button click away, one can enter their loved one's credit card and be irresponsible without risking greater social stigmatism. It is truly revolutionary, especially if one considers the selling buzzwords.

"Currently addicts seem to be attracted by the buzzwords 'A.I. and immutable' ", said 15 year old ICO organiser John. "We are trying every year to shake things up, but only after we have secured most tokens at 40% or more at presale. People want to take part in something and this future longing gives them the addiction that they so crave".

2018 is expected to be an ICO year since stupidity doesn't seem to run out. ICO's will at last revolutionise the way we see addiction and thus empower our fellow human beings to exert more self-harm than ever.







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You're going to face some stiff competition from garlic bread and garlic coin.

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‘Now, with a button click away, one can enter their loved one's credit card ’

Love this bit!!

Welcome aboard the Crypto Addicts Anonymous club. Nice to see another member.

In my opinion this is the new version of the pyramid business. Only those who first arrive and the last lose it earn money.

totally agree!

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in spain we say "Tonto el último" ...." something like the last one is stupid.... what I mean is Last one eats shit!

Thats harsh but so true.. cryptoboom has been on television ans all over media and more people join this world trying to be a part of something which promises to revolutionize the world. Right now we have some techs with already working product and thats where the wealth lies.

Just like porn. Used to be you had to shuffle off to the dingy sad little porn shack and rub elbows with other degenerates. Now? Delivered fresh to your computer, anything you want!

No more getting in the car and having to rub elbows with chain smokers sucking on oxygen in their wheelchairs at the casino to satisfy that gambling urge. Now you can pull that slot machine lever from the privacy of your own home!

Good observation Kyriacos.

Same concept as old as time itself but with a different game. Everyone looking for that quick score without having to do any work or research. Stupidity and greed indeed!

Technology, good as it is has its ugly side. With modernization of technology, internet fraud stars are now ripping where they did not saw. They do this by sperming, cloning of ATM cards etc. Thanks. I upvote you.

but..but...
ICO's don't have buffets...or open bars...!!!

Lol...
Profiting off stupidity is what humans excell at.
I bet those 15 & 18 year old ICO organizers are set for life!

I agree with this, what kind if ICO are you rooting for?

What Is ICO?

wonderful post

Wonderful and very nice post👍

Not every ICO is scam. Of course you always risk but atleast you can make own research about ico you want to invest. Sometimes you can just invest and get profits after release project sometimes you have to wait more and hold ans sometimes you never reach roi. there is jungle out there so we all should be careful.

So funny, keep rockin.

humanity is not ready for this technology or does not deserve it (the latter is more likely)

When looking at ICO's I just remember 90% fail. Therefore I stick to my reliable sources check the team and webpage and most importantly check it makes sense to me , that is the problem they trying to solve .

Let all create Bumcoin. A cryptocurrency in honor of the homeless junkie outside of your local 7-11. "We are raising as much money as possible to buy drugs and decentralize SOME of those drugs, possibly..."

Do most of these make it to the 5th page of coinmarketcap and beyond or is there a whole other level to the ICO underworld?

Any coins use proof-of-god?

I believe ICOs should be restricted like all other investments not vetted by the SEC. Only qualified investors should be able to participate.

nice!

this picture is going to famous

This world is a really strange and weird place, that little picture at the end of article is very accurate:D Lets just hope that humanity will learn from their mistakes. good post :)

Good post 👍