probably the WORST boyfriend in the HISTORY of boyfriends

in funny •  8 years ago  (edited)

just got out of a 4 month relationship and its quite funny to me, because i've never had such a shit boyfriend and as a woman who loves to rant i would like to rant about all of the shitty things this man has done to me through these bullet points. so here it is.

-didnt invite me to his birthday party because it would have been "too much" for his friends to see me.
-only took me to mcdonalds for dates all of our dates...
-whenever we had sex, he would watch netflix, never paid attention to me
-whenever i went to his house, he'd ask me to do his chores (lives with his mom, has a list of chores...)
-at his place, i wasnt allowed on the bed or the couch... only on the floor.
-never once was i offered food at his place, he only cooked for himself and only ENOUGH for himself.
-said he couldnt get me a valenties day gift because he didn't have money, but the day after valentines day he bought himself 2 new pairs of shoes.
-when he says "he could have cheated at the club and was tempted to cheat BUT he didnt" and expects you to gas him for being a good "loyal" man
-when he's too lazy to pick you up for a date he set up and asks "can u just meet me at costco and can we just eat there?"
-when he says "youre not just a bootycall" but all he does is treat you like his bootycall
-when he doesnt wana buy the plan b even though u paid in full last time he couldnt pull out in time..
-when he asks "what does acknowledging you mean EXACTLY"
-when he says he was embarrassed of you for some times, but got over it
-i broke up with him like a day after his birthday to which i promised him a 100$ nike gift card... he called my home phone asking for the gift card aFTER WE BROKE UP!

theres a lot more crap to this shit 4 month relationship, but man i am an idiot for going through all of this crap, anyways i would like to sulk with other ppl who went through shitty relationships... anyone got any funny stories?

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hugs. You deserve so much better than that.

thank you! you too!!!

based on this post, it sounds like "Plan B" was your "Plan A", and you should never waste your time with someone so useless

wasted four months i cant take back lol i'll just use those four months as comedy relief

Well that sounds like crap. Amazing how you lasted that long and good for you for breaking it off. (Plan B is not a good first option, go for safer options!)

plan b was pretty effective the 3 times i was forced to use it, but what else would you recommend?

Condoms. Plan B is well... plan B if those break, but at the very least you need condoms! I don't think they've ever broken for me so far and they protect against more nastyness.

Any guy too much of a cheap ass to get them, screw him! And with that, I mean don't. He doesn't value you enough.