As many of you are aware, I've had a stutter all my life and not surprisingly, many people have approached me over the last 2 weeks to express their surprise at how I'd managed to get rid of it and although I didn't reveal exactly what had changed - it's slightly embarrassing, I figured that I should now explain.
I went to see my doctor 3 weeks ago to see if anything could be done about it. I was shocked when an examination revealed that the cause was that because of gravity, my willy's weight was putting a strain on the vocal chords in my neck...but he assured me that with modern surgery able to work miracles these days, he can replace my willy with a normal size one and the stuttering would stop.
I decided to go ahead with an op a fortnight ago....and he was absolutely right, the stuttering stopped immediately.
Unfortunately, Bex says she misses my big willy, so today I decided that I'd get my old willy back and live with the stuttering for the rest of my life.
I booked in to see him, told him how grateful I was for what he did but asked for my old willy back as Bex really misses my fantastic love making.
He shook his head and said "S-s-s-s-s-sorry. N-n-n-n-n-no ch-ch-ch-chance. A d-d-d-d-deal's a d-d-d-d-d-d-deal!
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