I would like to spread out my votes to as many followers as I can for a while so I had an idea for a rather silly contest I hope you will enjoy. I’ll be voting up almost every comment at a least 25% for a while subject to the contest rules. The winning comment will get a 100% upvote and end the contest. Silly/funny, comments, as determined by @lightsplasher will be voted up at 30%. I hope everyone is having fun out there wherever you are on this #funnyfriday.
Contest Rules
For a vote:
- Account reputation must be 25 or higher
- No duplicates or lengthy quotes largely the same as other comments.
- Example silly comments can’t be used
- One comment per account to be voted up, unless they are super silly/funny.
- Spam comments, or those likely to be flagged as spam, are to be avoided.
- Comments are voted by hand and subject to @lightsplasher availability and gastrointestinal habits.
The contest winning comment will be determined by secret criteria such as: @lightsplasher nap time, the sighting of planet Nibiru or Blood Moons, random number generators, poor digestion of onions and pickles, etc., etc.
Human, your concept of keeping the table sanitary is amusing; germs do not exist - besides my mussel is far cleaner than your feet if they do. Trust me on this. Would I lie to you? Just look at this face. – click for viewing full screen
Silly/funny comment examples:
- Nice post!
- Good picture!
- I vote for you, you vote for me.
- I spotted planet Nibiru once, right after friendly ‘helpful’ space aliens sowed all my orifices shut. (I got better)
- Don’t you think you should tone down the ‘whiskey and cigars’ thing? The Canadians might start thinking everyone to the South are the real troublemakers, demand a wall be built and force the US government to pay for it, eh.
Thanks for reading! Please feel free to vote up comments to keep things fun. Picture taken by me with my Galaxy S7. (Post does not reflect @lightsplasher political views or apocalyptic predictions based on planet Nibiru and Blood Moons)
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WINNER!
To everyone, thanks for playing in my contest! It has been fun, funny and a learning experience for me. Things that make us laugh are so dependent on our culture, age and look on life. It is difficult to be voting all comments because of language barriers and other issues. I’m not easily offended but I can see how others may wonder why I might choose to think a particular post is funny or vote for it.
I hope everyone had fun. Thank you all for your support! I hope we can learn to live together like bothers and sisters on this wonderful planet of ours. (Perhaps even better than that, depending on your family life, LOL)
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We sure did! Thanks for organizing the contest. Great choice of a winner, lol.
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I'm glad to win the contest! Thank you for organizing it and thank you for the effort you made to check every comment. That's a great job from a great member of the community!!
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very good post
i miss you dear friend @lightsplasher
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dear bro @lightsplasher Actually I have been late for you to coment because I can not agree with you due to the problem in the network........
♥♥♥I miss you dear all time♥♥♥
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Dear friend @lightsplasher I am very sorry , because of my network problem I was unable to vote for you, sorry for that,please remember me a little bit,
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I handcuffed you for these important benefits. You are the key to success in my steemit life.You move in front of me dark.
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i miss you dear
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miss you dear @lightsplasher, I love your all post all time, I'm always your supporter..I'll be...
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Great this contest!!
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when I go home, like someone I care about and I run fast, and I am afraid and urinating in my pants, when I look back just a bat, and I feel ashamed of myself, so I hope that his best friend likes
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LOL hehehe.
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it's my experience my friends, because I used to come home late at night, lol heheh
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Khak khak .. help us who are still cute (junior) friends
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Nice bro, I'm join.
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Oh dear, LOL. I'm not sure what that says but I can guess.
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Oh no...it is very embarrassing😂😂
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Oh no.
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He said .. excuse sir, ride past ..
that's aceh language.. LOL
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Hi @lightsplasher.. I am @nurulazmi.. I am a new steemian mamber..
I want to be funny but I am not proficient in that field, I just can smile to read your post .. heheheh
Sory..😁😄
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LOL you have succeeded. :)
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Heheh... thanks you very much @lightsplasher..😘😘😊😉
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I am a person who often jokes, this is funny and embarrassing.
I'm joking with friends, foot jokes often pull ear leaves from behind.
on one night, I pulled my own uncle's ear leaf, fitting that night the lights went out.
so when I see that my own uncle.
so I was embarrassed and I ran away, because I could not see his face anymore because I was so embarrassed.
I told my friend, he laughed out loud, until his tears came out laughing.
this is my own true story.
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Pulling ear leaves from behind. LOL, I can't imagine that. Hehehe.
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At that time I was very shy, I can not imagine when I met my uncle.
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Speaking of humor I once felt that funny thing is also scary.
It happened when my nosy friend sent me a vidio in my WA inbox, the moment I saw it I was instantly stunned because of the beautiful woman who was in the vidio .. oppps but after 20 seconds then a very frightening ghost to surprise me, without my smartphone awake thrown from my hands.
Huuuffftt ... my breath blow .. angry, upset and also funny thinking about the act of friends who like nosy ...😂😂
Have you ever worked on your friends with something like that @lightsplasher...???
If not you can try it ... !! It would be great fun .. hahaha.. LoL😂😂😂
But do not be your friend that there is a heart attack .. I am not responsible ..😂😂😂😉😉😉
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nice fun
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hot fun bro
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When moon?
When lambo?
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On another note, this is going to be an epic thread that I can't wait to come back to later in the day!
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Great post! I love your puppy!
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Thank you!
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Hi friend @lightsplasher
how funny post
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I think your competition will encourage a lot of new users at Steemit
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Thanks, I hope so. Everyone's jokes are so different, I hope people are having fun.
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one night when I was sleeping I heard a very strange voice, and I was frightened because it was late at night, and I dared to look and find the tau pas I see, my sister's voice again sleeping while snoring, lol ...
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Wonderful post! I love your puppy
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Nice ears. I bet he heard the spaceships coming.
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Is a silly comment still silly when the silly person making the silly comment acknowledges that he--alongside his comment--is silly? Oh and comment does not reflect @currysonlyson's physiological inclinations!
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Very interesting comment.
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Thank you kindly!
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Nice doge and i subscribe to your channel now.
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I really have no idea what to do. I'm as clueless as that beautiful puppy!
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poor dog pity you definitely break up again so you look sad patience yes dog is handsome out there are still many female dogs that I really want you fall in love to see your handsome
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my handsome dog fell in love with you will you be my girlfriend hehe
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When I get home from work this dog is always barking, if he does not, I'm barking my dog. 🤣🤣🤣🤣....😅😅😅
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Sometimes my dog and I get in a barking contest. I think he kind of likes that.😅
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Great to see I'm not the only one! ;-)
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When I walk, I often eat cookies and I often throw them up, then I open my mouth.
When I looked up it was in front of me there was cow dung.
Then the dirt was trampled, and I fell on the cow dung.
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you make a good post tonight, with these silly comments and postings you can make us happy and laugh freely, really very unique post and creative though silly but you can make us happy thanks my friend @lightsplasher ,,,,, lol hehehe
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Why wasting time. Time for sleep.
Can sleep with open eyes
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I think your right. It could be nap time.
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contest hilarious, very good 👍👍👍
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This post very very funny....this is a unique contest.
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His face looks very sad, like a broken heart .... hehehe
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such a cute dog challenges me, he thinks I am afraid, I am the super hero of the future .. 😆😆😅😅😅😅😅
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great contest and and very funny ... upvote me dong !!!
this contest makes me smile for myself ... this is indeed the most unique contest I have ever attended.
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this contest is very interesting and can amuse myself ... his dog looks very sad. I like your post @lightsplasher
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I rowed my bike at midnight past the cemetery. I feel my bike is getting heavier. I think in ghost disturbance. I ran away from the bike. tomorrow morning i go with my dad to take it .. it is just a rope that twisted in the gap tire
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As I walked on a bridge, suddenly the bridge broke, I fell into the water.
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You make a good post tonight @lightsplasher with these silly comments and postings you can make us happy and laugh free, the most memorable thing in my life is when I studied motorcycle races and I learned how to make the front attraction of motor bike and on the first track run smoothly and on the second attraction my motor upside down and I fell into a dirty sewer and I immediately wake up laughing to see myself that is dirty, this experience that can not be forgotten, LoL Hahhhahahhah
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All hail the supreme leader of Nibiru!
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Hahahaha cuteee!!!
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Hehehe, lol. I can't stop laughing...
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Did you see boddhisatva on the subway a few years back? It's a YouTube video, and I highly recommend it if you love to laugh.
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I was about to write a funny comment then i got too lazy to do it and now i just noticed that i am writing more than what i was going to write at the first place but still feel lazy and OMG i'm still typing, i just want to stop writing... just stop.. here i am, i think i'm gonna stop right now
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my garden dog is also imagining the fate, why he split up with his mother and father.😋😋😋😂😂😂
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the dog again thought of how he could make the person reading this post laugh .. ahaha
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I can only laugh ... hahahahahhahaha
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comment what ya ya funny !! @ this contest is very amazing ... this is very funny but even funnier if i have no comment and just silence.
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This is a great contes.
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I am very amazed about your post @lightsplasher ....
funny story ..
fitting yesterday I was sitting around with my friends ... there are some of them who love to work people. that day that my kenak .... on the bench there is chicken dirt there I was told to sit an extraordinary comrade ...
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I do not understand .... my first time to go for a walk chased my dog ran until I fell into paret all of mine my fun mood that day is possible ... I am very impressed about your post @lightsplasher.
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really i am very awesome about your post @lightsplasher ....
a funny story about me !!!!!
what yaa .....
my childhood around the age of 8 years I never dipatok cock my man ... I cried for great forgiveness .... again the next day the bike paddle fell into the gut along the road all my bodies mud smelled merciless ... this is my story maybe not funny but if remembered now it's so funny ...
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What the dog is actually thinking - " You are probably one of those guys, that sends dick pics to girls on tinder and uses a pickup line " can you help me finish this joke?""
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The Teacher asked the students to make a short essay. With Title: "When will I grow up and what will I do?"
Ateng: (Writing) "I will grow up as a policeman, help people catch bad people."
"Your dream is very good, but tomorrow you should pay more attention to Gareng, your best friend, he said after he grew he would rob a bank."
hehehe
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very good idea for this contest...
iam your new follower very interesting...
go aHead.., very nice to know you mr..
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✔✔✔Oh dear @ligthsplasher to late i comment your post i don't forget you but i sleeping to mistik your post excellent contesting post i like your post all time i hope you never forget me because you are my best friend?????👈👈👈👈✔✔✔
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dear friend @ligthsplasher
It's really good the way you are giving a good post to the world,,,,I love your post,,, Your work is well,,,,, you are very intellengt writer,,,,, i hope your success is very soon,,, i support you #Alltime but i want to you support me,,,thank you for sharing with #Us,,,
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good job dear @lightsplasher
I like all time your post dear
@love you dear
👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
I @resteemed your post
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Thanks!
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welcome dear @lightsplasher
and thank you
@love you dear
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very well post and super funnyfriday i like your all post and dear lightsplasher your work is well you are very intellengt writer i hope your success is very soon?? Thank you i support you everytime but i want to you support me alltime thanks for this post.
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i just upvote and resteem your post.
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Thank you!
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thank you so mach dear
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💓💓Well post my dear @ligthsplasher i upvote and resteem your post???? Maybe i miss your upvote 💓💓
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good job, keep it up, dear @lightsplasher
i love your all post, thanks for a good post
i
miss
you
dear
tnq u so much
resteemed
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The ridiculous thing I ever experienced when I slept I dreamed of entering the bathroom then I pee and so I peed fit to wake up I peed on the mattress ..
Hopefully friends love her ..
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Very inspirational post. Thanks for the share!
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Om's Next Love
Si Budi boarded the busway and sat next to a beautiful and sexy young mother.
Incidentally the young mother just started breastfeeding her baby.
But when the young mother wants to breastfeed, the baby rejects it.
The young mother said "let's drink it, love mama love same om next to loh" ...
Si Budi replied greeting with a glance while smiling .....
Ten minutes later the baby still does not want to drink milk.
The young mother persuaded again "let's dong sayang drink milk ... later mama love om next to the real thing loh ..."
Because can not stand feeling played by tiba2 si Budi who had been sitting dsebelah sexy young mother also spoke directly and loudly to the young mother "Hey hear baik ya ya ya .. please mbaknya quickly take the decision ..!, I should have gone down at 4 stops before gk so2 cma nungguin so given to me what gk sich sus * nya ..? !!!
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🙌🙌I just upvoted and commented i hope you upvote my post or comment???🙌🙌
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Oops ...
Looks like I miss ... 😁
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this is my funny story Wrong Print
The day before the wedding,
Renny's crying ...
His family is confused.
His mother asked: "Why koq nangis continue nakis ... ?? Should be happy, this is your day of happiness ..."
Renny: "This is lhooo buu .. please read:
'Riding Riding'
Where am I kuaaat bu ??!
I really kgaaak kuaaaaat ..... ?? !!! "
The day after the wedding,
the bride is noisy again.
All envelopes are only Rp 200, -
After observing the invitation card was wrong again print ...
Instead of written 'Please Pray Restu' but 'Please Two Hundred'
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Wheen I go home, similar to somebody I think about and I run quick, and I am apprehensive and urinating in my jeans, when I think back only a bat, and I feel embarrassed about myself, so I trust that his closest companion likes
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#resteem free
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So, this is made in naija sex doll. Looks good right?? 😎
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Uuuumm.... LOL. ;)
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what better way to introduce yourself to someone than to be utterly silly.
the thing is... im often silly, so to be silly to me means to be un-silly... which is simply impossible when sillyness is normal.
lol
i found you via @sharoonyasir 's post.. sounds like you've been wonderful support to many people, so i thought id come say hi .. and look what i found!
what silliness! ;-)
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I've been pretty experimental recently. Just having some fun and trying out a few different things. This not too typical of my blog but I figure why not have some fun. I think I've been taking myself way to seriously lately with all my concerns for the environment. Thank for stopping by.
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Hahhaa a funny contest! I read it 😂
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I was so busy writing a post on my favorite steemian last night, I forgot to check your blog and missed out on this contest. Ah, my bad. I gave you a shout out in my latest post. :)
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Wow, that was a wonderful post! I'm very thankful, grateful and happy for everything. :)
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Doctor Going on Vacation
A doctor will go Eid holiday, and submit the clinical duties to the nurse who became his assistant. Doctor: "Mas Mukidi, I want a week's outing, but please keep the clinic consistently open to serve patients". I'm entrusting you to be consistent on guard and care when any patient comes.
Mas: "Ready, Doc" After a week going home, the doctor returned to practice.
Doctor: "So, how is the clinical situation a week I stay home?
Mas: "The Clinic is quiet, Doc. This week there are only 3 patients, because maybe know if the doctor was on holiday. The first patient was a headache, I gave Paracetamol.
Doctor: Sip, that's true. Keep the second one?
Mas: The second says his stomach hurts. So I love the prescription Antasida, Doc.
Doctor: Steady! It is not in vain you to be my maid. Third Patient how?
Mas: Emm. Like this dock. There are female patients, young and really charming. The reason I just want to ask, he has climbed into bed undressing. He then told, 'Please, help me, Mas. For 3 years I have not seen a man! I can not stand it.
Doctor (half surprised): Wow, then what are you doing?
Mas: Iya Dok, I just give Insto eye drops. Kan said he could not observe men.
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My kind of contest!
I've never seen Nibiru, but according to my neighbor it saw me, and has been stalking me ever since. The only thing that keeps it at bay is the ongoing barking contest between my dog and two cats.
BTW, I actually wrote a paper in college once on the psychological value of nonsense.
Coming from my family, I was already an expert.
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Nibiru, yup that can be a pretty trippy experience. I can't say that I've ever experienced seeing it myself (per say) but judging from the reported sightings anyhow. I once met a guy that chased a Sasquatch out of his backyard. He never saw it either but apparently the smell was just awful. More on that here
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Yeah, I had a few friends who claimed to have had experiences with Sasquatch as well, mostly in Northern California.
And one of my best friends in Florida is seriously into the Swamp Ape, which is Florida's version, thought to be a subspecies, and reported to smell just as bad. There is even a guy who has a small museum, I think on Alligator Alley, dedicated to the Swamp Ape.
My husband was actually eyeing a property he wanted in Washington, that included a Sasquatch gift shop, but I nixed the deal when I did some research and learned that the original buildings were blasted to their foundations when Mt. St Helens erupted in 1980.
I love volcanoes; but I prefer not to live directly in their path.
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Funny Story Creating Short Report
About the exam of the subject of ethics, Faculty of Philosophy at one of the universities in the city of New York, USA. "If your house's favorite dog has actually been in love with your mother, tell me what's your impression? Develop your imagination freely, and write a short report of no less than two thousand words.
Reportedly after seeing this exam many students immediately get angry until someone thumped the table because unable to restrain emotions, even some students who cried. But among them it turns out that a student responded with a calm attitude: "Ouch, it's a good thing my house just keeps a turtle! Hahaha. "He wrote on the exam paper.
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Disadvantaged husband
The husband found a photograph of the man in the wallet of a wife whom he had married for two years. There was a big fight.
Husband: "I never thought you were cheating on me!"
Wife: "I'm sorry bang, but it's not like a brother thought .." Said his wife while crying
Husband: "Then who's that guy's picture if it's not your affair, and why is it in your wallet? Come on jawaab !!" The husband is very angry.
Wife: "No one bang .." cried the wife became more and more
Husband: "Then whoa ?!"
Wife: With a sob the wife replied: "That was me bang, the time before surgery to change sex, but after I went to Tong Fang clinic, I finally married my brother !! ..."
Thank you Tong Fang .. !!!
The husband fainted instantly ...
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Hehehe, lol.
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:-):-):-):-)
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Funny Story Receiving Short Messages From Fraudsters
Today I received a short message from a cheater, he told me to immediately transfer money to a bank account. Half an hour later,
I then reply to a short message to his address: "I have saved money Rp. 10 million in Bank Mandiri, hope you receive well. "
Then I received a reply: "I have been pacing the bank three times, still not receiving your money. You are a fraud! "
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A man goes to see a doctor because he has a problem about his memory.
Man: "I have experienced many problems in remembering things that happened a few hours earlier, or on my short term memory."
Doctor: "How long has this been going on?"
Man: "Confused look back at the doctor). "How long have you been?"
hope this story make us laugh.... hehe
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Funny Stories Husband And Wife
A wife welcomes her husband home from work, with an intimate smile.
Wife: "I'm a month late, we'll have a baby. But since I just had a test to the doctor, do not know anyone yes, embarrassed if not so ".
The next morning there was electricity bill collector knocking at the door. Once opened the electrician told the wife ......
Electrician: "Mom, you're a month late"
Wife: "Huh where did you know?"
Electrician: "It's on our record ..."
Wife: "Haaah ... the time is up in your notes?"
The next morning the Husband went to the electricity payment office in a rage.
Husband: "How is this, how come you can know my wife is a month late?"
Electrician: "Patience, patient sir ... If you want the note to be deleted you just pay it to us ...".
(Wow ... blackmail!) He thought.
Husband: "Then if I do not want to pay?"
Electrician: "Got you I will break ... !!!"
Husband ': "Wow ... if I got disconnected, my wife at home wear what?"
Electrician: "Well ... your wife can wear a candle!
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The Story of Humor of the Dead
There are two dead men asked by guardian gatekeepers before entering into the afterlife.
Angels: Why are you here?
Person 1: "When I was in office, I was told my neighbor if his wife
I was having an affair with another man in my apartment.
Therefore I immediately raced home. Arrived at my house
all over the room looking for the man. Angry not meet,
I threw whatever I found out the window, including the suitcase
which is beside the bed. I was so emotionally attacked
heart."
Angels: "If you?" (Asked the angel to the second person)
Person 2: "Hhh ... I was in the suitcase that was thrown out ...".
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Funny story: - Degree of Sissy
On one day before the month of fasting there is a sissy who went to the cemetery to make the pilgrimage grave, on the side of the grave there is a pilgrim pilgrim who also was doing pilgrimage ..
after completion of pilgrimage, the sissy immediately approached the pilgrim pack who has also been completed .. the gastric then said,
Sissy; "excuse me pak haji .. sorry bother nie .. if want tenyong ya, may dongse?"
Pak Haji; "owh, what do you want to ask?"
Sissy; "this is the pack of haji, if the girl metong kan called ALMARHUMMAH ..
kalo lekong metong called ALMARHUM ..
nah kalo aka aka aka metong ntar is called what dongse? "
The pilgrim is silent for a moment, while scratching his head.
Pak Haji; "(think for a moment ...) emmmm .. kalo sissy who died may be called ALUMUNIUM kalii"
Sissy; "HeLLLLLLoooowwww .. pleease dong aah .. pak hajiii, .. Akika this sissy, not a pot
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Your puppy is adorable; )
All the best for you!
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Thanks! All the best to you too.
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iam new friend of u mr.... very happy to be ur friend.
i have one story, but i dont think this funny story... i try to be funny...
Worker: "I heard employees going on strike."
Worker 2: "For what?"
Workers: "They ask for shorter hours."
Worker 2: "That's good and I also agree. I've always thought that 60 minutes is too long for an hour. "
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a student skipped school, and passed the fence and then fitted over the fence stuck in the wire fence and torn his pants, and finally missed school failed to enter
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A new employee is facing an interview test.
Interviewer: "Congratulations, you have successfully taken all the tests we have. Now you are facing the final test, the interview test. We will ask a question, you can choose. Optionally, you answer 10 easy questions or 1 difficult questions that require a logical answer. Well, we give you to choose the kind of questions from us. "
(After a while thinking).
Prospective employee: "I will choose 1 difficult question."
Interviewer: "Well, what do you think first day or night?"
Candidate: (Think for a moment) "First day, sir!"
Interviewer: "Why do you think ahead of time than night?"
Prospective employee: "I'm sorry, you promised that you will only ask 1 difficult question."
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Funny is related to laughter
So how could I laugh while my account level is down to the ground.
Credit to @lightsplasher for the contest.
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@lightsplaser
This contest as if the rain when dry season coming for me, as if the light when night coming. As if the knife when you eat beef sticks.
This is outstanding contest even you can earn some when you poop. Lol.
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dear.@lightsplasher your post is wondarful & amazing pictire & i like dog... thank you so much for sharing....
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thank you so very much..
.dear.@lightsplasher.. i like your all post.... dear.....
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.Thank you so much for giving me a 100% vote
[email protected] like you so muh..
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Amazing contest... This contes make me spirit in steemit. Always success
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When you wake up in the morning and read this @lightsplasher post, and you still don't sure yet.
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Prepare your secondary account to come by at @lightsplasher door.
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Or your tertiary account... What if I told you that all of Steemit was an illusion? What if there is only one account really, of a single giant super whale? LOL.
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the story that hear from my teacher, and i think this funny story..
A newly returned wife from a hair salon,
Wife: (With great pride) "Honey, look at me, today I have cut the hair with a short model in such a way. After coming home from the salon many people say I do not look like a grandmother anymore. "
Husband: (Calmly) "They are not wrong, you are now very much like a grandfather."
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Funny Stories Looking for a Worthy Spouse
Girls and a handsome young man after acquaintance, each other feels already worth it, so they also promised to continue the relationship. The girls are waiting for the handsome boy to call him further, but 10 days have passed. He did not intend to break this relationship, so he actively launched a short message.
Daughter: "When can we go to dinner together."
Handsome young man: (Reply to his short message) "I am very busy now, another day!"
Daughter: "When would you not be busy?"
Handsome young man: (Reply) "I can not tell the time, because every day is always busy."
Daughter: (eagerly asks further) "What are you doing?"
Handsome young man: "I'm busy getting acquainted looking for the right girl."
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You're so generous @lightsplasher
This is what I've been waiting for.
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There was old man wearing the sarong who walks all the Sekata street in my down town. The old man was not too strong but not too weak. He walks slowly and enjoy. Suddenly his sarong get down with not wearing underpant and Mr. P look free with the cloth. He tries to get it back (sarong ) and put it as he put befoere. Its very natural, funny and silly. Here mine @lightsplasher
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A child who has just attended elementary school (SD) when returning from school was asked by both parents
Mother: "What are you learning today boy?"
Child: "Learn to write bu."
Father: "What are you writing son?"
Child: "Do not know well, I have not learned to read."
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Teacher: "My children, you try to say, in this world what is the longest and the shortest?"
Student: "The last few minutes of an hour is the longest, and the last few minutes of a test are the shortest."
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good job sir @lightsplasher keep it up...
miss you dear
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👍👍👍 goo goo
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ohh am i late ?? that eyes when you see your girlfriend kissing other 😂😂
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I'm happy to win the challenge! Much obliged to you for sorting out it and thank you for the exertion you made to check each remark. That is an incredible activity from an awesome individual from the group!! Thank you very much sir !!
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Your usual sir @lightsplasher maybe with you make this kind of contest everyone will be happy and proud of you.
It is rare that anyone like you will share our upvote.
Hopefully your future will also be given health and pleasure.
Thanks you my friend
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Woooo.
The very good Contes my friend.
I whant like this contes.
Thanks you my senior
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The contest is very interesting and entertaining but I personally have tired of learning to be funny but can not too.
I can not be funny.
And I am very supportive of this contest to be successful...
Hehe..
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So I missed the party, but want to upvote your experiment. Glad to see you having some fun!
This is me reading the comments! Ear to ear creepy grin LOL
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Me too. I'm finding it so heart-warming to see the interest and involvement and excitement @lightsplasher has been generating. 🦋
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Man, that is a great selfie, LOL. It feels a lot like me looking in the mirror after all the comments and things I've been receiving lately. I just can't seem to keep up with all the comments. Fun stuff.
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