Dash For Newbies-Dare To Open This Post?

in funny •  8 years ago 

I am gonna Just Drink and Never going to Trade In cryptos again.


Hey Buddy, Don't Be Sad, Have You Heard about the #dashfornewbies contest organised by @stellabelle



What a contest for Us, that is definitely something New for Newbies.



I was Just Born Last Month and puchased Some Altcoins, There Could Not be a Bigger Newbie In this World Than me.



And Dash Price Soared from 88$ to 93$ Just Today, Anyways How Much Dash are they Giving to us?



The prizes are as follows:

1st prize is 2 DASH
2nd prize is 1 DASH
3rd prize is .75 DASH
plus a variety of Honorable Mentions.


I am Going, Because their is only One Day left and there are already 50+ entries.



Or better, I will kill all the other participants.



I am Not Good at this Killing thing, But I could cover their faces with Pukes and Poops, I am Good at that. They Will not be able to stand My attacks.



You all are so cruel, I am Going to cry.



Stop Crying, You are not Kid anymore, Ready your Poops and Pukes Boys, We will Win this Contest and kick some wanna be winners bum.




All dash Will be Mine.



Hahahaahahahahahahaa........And they say We are Just Babies.


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Very funny and creative.

Good luck @looftee

OMG these babies are hilarious ;P

Yepp.

What is the contest about bro?

Click on dasfornewbies tag.

Funny 😂

I tried to be. Thanks

nice post

Thanks.

  ·  8 years ago (edited)

:) lol upvoted

Thanks.

Good luck entering the contest. I hope you win something. Sorry if you really lost money in the market.

No, I didn't.

And thankyou.

oh, ok! Radical.

Hahah.

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