Greetings wonderful followers!
Today I woke up with an entirely new attitude.
I have finally seen the light!
The hills are alive with the sound of the Light Side!
I have been filled with hate,rage, guts and black stuff for so long that I have forgotten why I am so angry. I looked back at some data cards to try and remember and it just didn't make sense.
One moment I was a happily (although secretly) married young man with twin babies on the way. I had a great friend who I may have been a little jealous of... but that was just stupid. She married me. She was having my babies. That is no reason to be filled with unstoppable rage.
The next thing I knew, I was murdering a room full of younglings. I seriously have no idea why. I wish someone would have taken the time to coherently explain why I would become so evil. But alas, these data cards simply don't add up.
I think this guy tried... but he failed miserably.
You see George, people actually want a real explanation of how I became evil.
I don't think anyone knows why I changed from loving husband to youngling murderer. I think it had something to do with trying to defeat death itself but it just doesn't make sense.
So today I decided to let it all go. I am going to reunite with my children and go and live happily ever after.
And then uncle Yoda and I reunited the band. The end.
We are going to make up for lost time. We will do all the things that a loving father and his two younglings would do.
Come on kids! Let's go spend tons of credits on crap you don't need!
HAPPY FIRST DAY OF APRIL YOU FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am going to laugh at all of you while I Force choke dipwads all freaking day!!!!
Frolicking
Creator and destroyer
Happy family
Balloons
Choke
Yeah, you did see the light.... The Saber Light!!!
I was reading through @sweetsssj latest post and thought I had found you sitting in the restaurant where she was! It took a solid 3 to 5 seconds before realizing it wasn't you... I almost got fooled. Really, you simply could be anywhere with your almighty presence right?!?
Thanks again for the laugh, namaste :)
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I would never wear a red scarf like that... or would I?
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I originally thought it might have been one of @sweetsssj contribution to your look of the day then... ;) If ever, your scarf would be... BLACK. Namaste :)
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Hilarious! And I suppose for your next First Day of April joke you will tell me that my Luxury Condo unit on the Death Star is finally ready for me to move in.
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Ah a long time follower I see. Well we have this room available right now.
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As long as it doesn't have a funky old person smell. I assume my new address would something like:
@gregory-f
Sub Level 5
Detention Area AA-23
Death Star
A Galaxy Far, Far Away
Now I just need to know my cell...er, Apartment Number, and I'm all ready to move in.
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Have you seen my boss?
EVERYTHING in the Empire has a funky old person smell!
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That's just mean to trick us like that!
Anybody tell you are a meanie!
(Said in my little Anakin voice.)
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That little idiot is too busy asking people if they are "space angels". What a tool.
But yes. This guy called me a meanie once...ONCE.
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This was the best 01.04 I have seen so far ^^
PS: okay this was the only one :)
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Even if you saw 10,000 this would still be the best.
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I cannot argue with such an argument :)
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Now I am a big "Sound of Music" fan but I have to applaud you for your humour and creativity!
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The cunning of the Empire is never to be underestimated...
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I am pleased you understand.
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Oh, you're such a tease my lord. Please don't choke me!
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Oh don't worry. I won't choke you. I will give you a delicious beer instead.
Happy first day of April you fool! Got you again! Of course I'm going to choke you.
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Beer!
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He is --- I wondered what was going on here. I had high hopes for a minute there LOL
Have a nice weekend!!!
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Hi, @lordvader! Article is very good, enjoyed reading.
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Thank you.
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All you non-funny Steemians take notes -- this is how you funny.
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Did you like my #TrumpTweets series I started y-day???
I am gonna have a ball with that. Oh believe me.
It will be fun.
YUGE fun. I promise you.
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I agree, on the idol stuff -- always have for years on this topic.
But funny is funny. LOL
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How you funny LOL
Have a nice weekend!!!
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You are very wise.
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Here. You get one too.
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Well that did not last long...my LORD!
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That's what she said.
Tip your waiters!
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good posting... thanks for sharing...^^
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Lord Vader - Luke Skywalker is going to get you in the 6th episode of Star Wars. You better watch out!
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Thank you for the intelligence report. I will be ready.
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Be careful!!!!!!!! Oh and Comment Nesting Testing
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Let the fools be with you!
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Oh they are with me alright...
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Why would you enslave incompetent stormtroopers? Got cocky looking for more of a challenge? Didn't turn out so well, did it? I guess the joke's on you, Fool Vader.
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That is 100% my idiotic, ancient, wrinkled bosses doing. He is seriously the worst. Some day I swear I'm going to throw him down a never ending shaft.
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Another foolish move, it might just kill you. Your boss' lightning is some serious shit not to be messed with. Wisen up, Vader!
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Congratulations on your insidious trickery @lordvader. I was visiting a museum the other day and noticed this masterpiece on the bathroom mirror- didn't consider you for such a rebel.
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That is so regular people can look into it and pretend to be me.
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great...
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Yes. Yes I am.
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Ha..haa..lol😂😂😂😂
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May the force be with you!
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Oh it is.
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hehehe :-)
Your in a funny mood :-)
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You had me going, @lordvader. Alas, the physical universe needs the duality of light and dark to continue on so I'm glad you're not switching sides.
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This might be my next tattoo. : )
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Will it be under the one you already have?
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Lol!
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Bwhahahahahahahaha!
When Luke grows up he will definitely put this tattoo on his arm...
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I think he had that on his hand.
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😆
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Steem, I am your father!
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So, if i am in the police state of #Canadastan -- where the force of the Empire is kinda evil and strong, which you are a fan of obviously.....
Do we spell it
light sabre
or light saber?
Spelling is different here LV. Just wondering.
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Don't worry. It won't be a problem for much longer. Very shortly your entire planet will be speaking Basic.
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LOL
Have a nice weekend!
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