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Grocery store fag
Work in produce with autist named Jeffrie
He is an autist in every sense, he wears wrap around goggles, and screeches/makes loud noises for no reason
Whatever, he is annoying but he isn't a bad person
A customer asks me to help her find an item
Go to check the backroom for it
There stands Jeffrie, doing nothing
Ask Jeffrie to help me find it
"Sure"
We find it, but it has to be priced
I don't know how to do that, I'm just a stocker
Jeffrie says he'll show me
Tell him there is no point because I'm leaving in a few weeks anyway
"It's a good skill to know nonetheless."
There is no arguing with an autist, so fine
A manager comes in
He yells at me for doing nothing, I try and explain
Jeffrie makes no attempt to explain either even as the manager sucks his dick and says "Jeffrie is over there doing his job and you're standing there dragging him down"
Whatever
Manager comes back later to tell me to get more serious about the job
Try and tell him again
"Well anon, to tell you the truth you just need to think more practically. Two people don't need to do the same job at the same time either way. Now I have another complaint. There are tons of rotten tomatoes out there, Jeffrie is cleaning them up now and he said he asked you to help. You're both a team."
No he didn't
"Well anon, I'm just telling you what he told me."
Go out there ready to fuck Jeffrie up
Jeffrie is hastily running towards me, "Well anon I'm gonna take off, the manager said my side of the department is good and I can go. I don't know about your side, ask him if you can go too."
Tell Jeffrie he can't leave, we're both supposed to stay until the whole department is checked
"My side is done anon, bye"
Pissed
Literally the next day
Jeffrie asks me for help
Say no, "That isn't on my side of the department sorry"
Manager comes and pitches a fit, "You're a team!"
Explain Jeffries bullshit
Get fired