A Collection of Funny Stories 2016

Labels: Cute Short Stories
Funny story or humor that is too long usually even make borring. Already read long-term, eh falling guns funny babar blass. That's why here I will only give a collection of short funny stories. But it is guaranteed funny and guaranteed.

Visit to Mental Hospital: During a working visit to an RSJ, the Minister of Health took time to talk with one of the patients at the hospital.

Minister: "How does it feel to live here sir?"
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Patient: "Well, how ya ya ... kaya'nya hard to explain deh sir, mending bapak try it yourself."

Minister: "Can not dong, cook me to stay here, I am khan a minister!"

Patient: "No problem kok sir, I was once also confessed a president."

Drinking Poison Insects: Bejo who a few hours ago went to the field with his brother Roto, suddenly went home yelling. "Mom .. Roto swallowing cockroach ..! Roto swallow cockroach Bu .. !!"

"Oh, dear, call your dad, call the doctor," his mother said, terrified. But casually Bejo replied. "Ah do not have Mom, I've given him insect poison !!"

Not Entering School: Teachers attend school at school. It turned out that delon did not enter. Suddenly the headmaster calls the teacher who is in the process of being absent.

Headmaster: "Here's a phone."

Teacher: "Hello."

CALLER: "Hello, I want to tell you that Delon is sick so he can not go to school."

Teacher: "Sorry .. this from whom?"

CALLER: "This is from my father."

Teacher: ???????? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ..........

Forgotten House: Over the past few years Mr. Iwan let his face overgrown with beard, mustache and thick sideburns. One day, it was all shaved.

Upon returning from the barber, he saw his son playing in front of the house. He wondered if his son still knew him in such a cloudy state. Therefore, he asked his son, where is Mr. Iwan's house.

Frightened, his son ran into the house, "Mom .. Daddy has shaved his brewok, and now so forget where our house!"

Acknowledged: On one of the sea ports in Tanah Papua, was talking three men who were waiting for the arrival of passenger ships, to fetch relatives. The three men came from different areas, among others from Ambon, Batak and Manado.

Before the conversation begins, the three introduce themselves, knowing each other, shaking hands. The man from Ambon introduced himself to the man from Batak: "Bakarbessy," with a handshake. Batak men replied with handshake also by calling himself: "Coal.".

Man who is from Manado is confused to see the left and right, after hearing his two colleagues earlier called hot stuff. Without thinking a lot of Manado men earlier while handshakes say "Air Mandidi."