BEST JOB JOKES IN THE WORLD ...GIRLS VS BOYS

in funny •  7 years ago 

JOB OFFER FOR GIRLS:

Age: Between 20 and 28
Experience: Not needed
Appearance: Decent
Work time: 5 hours per day
Salary: $3200 per month

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JOB OFFER FOR BOYS

Age: 25 to 30
Experience: 20 years,
Work time: 19 hours per day,
Should be able to speak with animals,
Have had participated in the first and second world war and got killed 5 times at least,
Should have scored 2 goals in world cup finals,
Should have made fastest ODI century (15 balls)
Participated in building egyptian pyramids and wall of china,
Have captured a selfie with Adolf Hitler
Salary : 500$ per month!

SO BOYS DO SOME MAKEUP AND PARTICIPATE IN GIRLS JOBS ..$ $ $ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

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