Doctor at Kathgara

in funny •  7 years ago 

As a witness with autopsy report, a doctor has been standing in Kathgara as a witness. The prosecutor asked for permission to question him. The permission of the judge is between them-
Do you own the autopsy itself?
: Yes.
: When you run the first knife on her and someone was with you in that room?
No one was there.
: Then if I say that he did not kill my client, you killed. Before you started the autopsy, you had life in his body. What did you say? Can not I say this?
: Yes, can not ...
Why? Did you test his pulse before starting the autopsy?
: No ...
: Did you check heartbeat? Or pressure?
: Yes.
Did you not even see whether his breath is going on?
: Yes. I have not seen or checked anything.
Ah! So how do you make sure that you are dead when you start the autopsy?
: Because then, his entire brain was taken out and put on my table for a special examination in the dye. At this time, the lawyer turned slightly upset and asked again-
Why? Without a brain, can not man live in any way?
: May ... may survive by advocacy.

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