Three Whales - A Joke

in funny •  8 years ago 

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I know we like the whale talk on steemit! So...

I was drinking in a bar the other night and overheard three very large women talking. Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello there! Are you three lassies from Scotland?"

One of them angrily screeched at me, "Its Wales you bloody idiot, Wales!!"

So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?"

And thats the last thing I remember.

Ba' doom... Tsh.

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Lol!!!

And there it is - ba dum tss!! :0)



Haha, love it!

Haha!!! Good one Sir:)

Nice post

Cheers mate

Okay my friend happy with your post as nice

I have never heard that one. Thank you. Seriously thank you. That was hilarious!!!

Hehe, glad you liked. A never heard before joke is always the best!

Amazing.
Great post.
Good luck.!!
@meesterboom

Cheers mate, good luck to you too!!!

:))) I like it!

I am glad you do!!! :0D

Excellent, just excellent!

lol
I'm sorry for your "Ba'doom", but you make me laugh :D

Hehe, Cheers lass!!!

I think you can also write some funny rhymes about this story :D

I am overdue a poem actually. I will have to get my rhyming hat on :0)

LOL... cannot decide if you were drunk when you are trying to be funny.

Weeeeeelll. It's funny you should say that!!! Perhaps!! ;0)

Hahaha!!! Ba'doom..tsh, that is some of the best sound effects ever!

It's great isn't it. I do it quite often after done of our jokes I'll tell you!!

Congrats, @meesterboom! Nice details.

Thank you very much!

How long were you out for?

Long enough to learn the error of my ways!

ROFLMAO
Whale, on that note I'm off to bed. :P

Hehe, as did I!

If you need a chuckle you might want to visit my latest post. I'm in a somewhat maniacal insomnia rage. There is butt barking and poo involved.

I could never resist something that sounds so delightful!! As soon as i get breakfast or if the way for my little lady i will be on it!! (It's mother's day here, i am attempting to be nice!)

Happy Mother's Day to meessusboom. :)

Har! That would be a great user name!!

Ba' doom... Tsh.

I know it's the sound of percussion after a joke, but one could argue that it could also be the sound of the whales (excuse me, lassies) pounding on you hahaha! Too funny, dude! :D

Aargh, my eyes at such horror!!!

When in doubt, Meesterboom!

Indeed!!! ;0)

Nice one, you can be glad you can still remember something, you could have been killed!! LOL

Lol, gotta live on the edge! ;0)

And I was like... Ah ok, I'll read it... And then... :D

Well that a relief!! :0D