FUNNY - Laughter is the best medicine

in funny •  7 years ago 

FUNNY - Laughter is the best medicine

: Sex Education by Pua Chu Kang (PCK) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius.

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped?
PCK : Ai-yah! Say, you walk along the road, den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not? Ehhh? Don't pray pray ah!

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah! Use your blain, use your blainnn .........

Aloy : Why is it most men don ' t like wearing condoms when they are making love?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn .............. you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit?? Stupid lah!!

Aloy : Wah..... Uncle Chu Kang, you very good!
PCK : Aiyah..... 'Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!'

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funny conversation buddy, I smile when reading it @nkkb

Thanks buddy do you know Phua Chu Kang. His popular Singaporean comedian .

Tidak kawan, saya jarang nonton filem singapura, karena saya orang aceh @nkkb

@zublizainordin says... Ungkel You so cleber and @nkkb #nkkb too...

#zublizainordin

@nkkb says.... tank keyou and yu also bery cleber one.

ahahahhahahahah ..... a body like a nose and a thumb. unique story.

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

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Cerita yang menarik.. hidung dan jari. Mereka itu berpasangan. Hewhehhe

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Ya satu kiasan yang menarik...............bijak bijak itu unkel Phua

I definitely agree. It's not bad to laugh sometimes right? :D

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thanks for sharing those jokes to us. It's good to have some laughs for quite some time.

Thanks @bhabykat . Its also a simple secret of staying youthfull