_{It's a @NoNamesLeftToUse The Writer/Artist Himself again!}

Happy happy fun time hour!

Chapter Won

^{Where's my root beer?}
Here root beer, root beer, root beer! Where are you! Come here boy! Root beer! Root beer! No! Root beer! Get over here! Right now! Come back! You're being a bad root beer! Here root beer! Sit! Sit! Don't make me whack you!

Sir?

^{Yes, how can I help you?}
Could you please stop yelling at your crotch? This is a public men's room and you are scaring my children.

Oh, I'm sorry your highness. Big poppa pump! What do you suggest I do instead? Just stand here? Are you trying to make me... late for supper?

Just... calm down. Think of the children.

^{You're right. I'm sorry. I shall do better. You have taught me so much today, new friend.}

Uh, yeah. Just do your business and... try to have a good day.

I'm a little pee-pee short and stout. Here is my hand now whip my dick out. When I drink my root beer I like to shout. Now there's a guy here and all he does is pout...

What the fuck!

^Gasp!
Do not use such filthy shit words in front of the children you asshole! I'm trying to sing nice song for them as per your request!

I am not a violent man. I am not a violent man. I am not a violent man.

That's right. Count to ten. Calm yourself. Relieve the pressure. Oh boy! It's working! Thank you sir! Thank you! This wonderful information has revealed my root beer!

Chapter Too

^{Wait a minute.}

Sir! Are you a doctor? There appears to be something wrong with my root beer. Some sort of dysfunctional discoloration has occurred. I am not a science experiment! What kind of sorcery is this! I did not drink Mountain Dew! This is a scam! What's going on here! Where's my root beer! Why does this look like Mountain Dew and not root beer!

That's urine, buddy.

^{You're in?}
How did you get inside my root beer! Get out of here! Get out of here now! I have piss to do! You, sir, are making my life difficult for no reason! Why must I put up with your shit! Your ass stinks you know! I've smelled better ass fumes coming off farm animals! That's how I got this scar! You take your shit elsewhere! Do I come to your house and shit in your flower pots! No! I do not! I do not shit in your flower pots! I shit in your mouth if you say one or two more things to me! Three is pushing it! Here it comes you son of bitch! You're a witch!

That's right! Run you cocksucker, run! Run like the wind with your shit up your ass forming a tail between your legs! Your kids are falling behind! Get a rope and drag them like a good daddy!

Chapter Free

^{Here root beer, root beer, root beer!}
Oh! Hello new friend. You seem to be growing like a weed. Wow! I feel so manly right now. Are you... alive? Cool it you wild sexy beast you.

Down Simba, down!

I better take a selfie of you! Tinder! Here I come! I'm coming! I'm coming for you Tinder hot momma!

Damn high definition!

I can see my burning itch and crotch crickets chirping loudly into the night all the way from here! I cut off my head! No woman will want me now!

Don't look at me! I am a monster!

Hurry! Left! Swipe left!

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