Have You Ever Been Given ~The Look~?

in funny •  8 years ago 

Perfect strangers. Attempting to cut you in half by making themselves look ugly.
I just don't get it.

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The Look

I wonder what they would say, if they knew how to speak...

  • "I appear to be as dumb as the thing you just did which I do not approve of."
  • "You don't want to mess with me, sir, I'm crazy."
  • "Hi there. I am socially stunted."
  • "How dare you inconvenience me. Triggered!"
  • "Learn how to drive, asshole."
  • "That was supposed to be my watermelon. How dare you get there before me."
  • "Learn how to write about cryptocurrency. Stupid artist."
  • ~insert your thoughts in the comment section below~
  • "How dare you! I will comment if I damn well feel like it, jerk!"
  • "I have reason to believe you recently farted in my air. I do not approve of this."
  • "What? This? I have resting bitch face. Don't mind me."

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"Why are YOU looking at ME like that? I have EVERY right to stand here in the middle of the footpath talking to my friend. Walk around, bitch! You have to go into the gutter? Do I look like I care?"

"How dare you allow me to walk into you while I'm texting on a crowded downtown sidewalk, jerk!"

"How dare you nearly run me over while I'm sauntering across a crowded road texting? And then have the nerve to honk!"

"What? Are we blocking both lanes of the road chit chatting? Is this a problem for you? The ditch is shallow here, you can't drive through it ass face? Aw. did your car get stuck?"

"Don't you know that such disgusting language indicates you have a poor vocabulary?"

I think I've seen that look before! The speech police are a fun bunch.

Yes, it's similar to the "who farted?" look. Very snooty, nose in the air.

First thing I read on steemit today, so proud of my friends, hee hee ;)

Resting bitch face! XD i reckon that's me.

I'm no better. Most of the time I look way too serious. Oh well!

  ·  8 years ago (edited)

Resting Bitch Face has cleared up so many mysteries for me. And it has the added bonus of allowing me to make that excuse for people. "They're not mean mugging, they just have RBF!"

Having that attitude makes it easier to make allowances, never a bad thing!

Excellent post! I like your work My friend

Wait a minute! I just noticed you give everyone the same comment! I shall now give you... The Look :)

Thank you very much. Just messing around, having some fun with The Look. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

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Hmmm. Better give Steemit The Look now...