_{@NoNamesLeftToUse The Writer/Artist Himself here to attempt another post on Steemit.} I'll do my best and try not to ramble.

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High Five

So, What's New?

I'm doing okay, I guess. Nothing is bothering me. Really, I'm fine.

In case you missed it, a well-known Steemit member, or ^{(air quote)}Steemian^{(air quote)}, as some like to be called, did a parody of my posts.

The title was something like A post with a swirly picture and rambling. I will not mention this member by name.

(Cough! Cough! @neoxian Cough!)^{(Cough! The name... Cough! Is @neoxian... Cough! Cough!)}

Pardon me. Sorry about that. I seem to be coming down with something. No! I wasn't talking and coughing at the same time. You're hearing things, or, seeing things. Whatever. Same difference.

Now, Where Was I?

Oh yes, the parody. I'd just like everyone to know, I'm doing okay. I didn't sleep last night, but that has nothing to do with anything. Seriously.

No! I wasn't crying. It's allergies. That's why it looks like I cried all night. Leave me alone. I'm just tired. I didn't cry, okay!

Anyway

I couldn't help but notice the post, which I will never provide a link to, received about as many views as my last two posts combined, so please don't go and look at it after you're finished not looking at mine.

No! I'm not bitter!

Stop getting these crazy ideas.

Am I Rambling?

I hope I'm not rambling.

How was your breakfast? I had eggs. They were good. A little bit of pepper on there. Some salt. A tasty dish. I don't think it's wrong to eat an egg. After growing up on a farm and having to deal with chicken attacks and a stupid rooster that wouldn't shut up, I think it's only fair. As the old saying goes, an egg for an egg, something like that. Maybe it was eye. I don't know.

I just made you say aye-aye, and I'm not even your captain.

What?

^{I'm rambling again?}

Dammit!

I'm done! ^{Can't do this Steemit stuff!}

The End!^{Turn the cameras off!}

What do you mean, "there aren't any cameras!"^{How did I get on that screen over there ---->?}

That was my reflection?

Shit on this!

Credits: _{All images seen here were produced digitally, by me. "High five @neoxian. I enjoyed it!" [email protected]}

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