It's Done: Hit #4 ~A$$hole Edition~steemCreated with Sketch.

in funny •  8 years ago 

You know that thing you asked me to take care of?

It's Done Hit 4

It's Done.

We painted him up like a clown as you requested. You have three days to pay the bonus award stated in the contract.

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Warning: If you have stumbled across this message and are not the intended recipient, you may be in danger. Forget what you've seen today and slowly step away in reverse. Stop. Do a happy dance. Don't worry, more people will join in, eventually. There is a box inside the trashcan to your left. While still dancing, reach in like you are about to retrieve the box, stop, and begin shaking your ass like a Polaroid picture. The box contains many little red flags. Grab a handful, make it rain, then continue dancing and shaking your ass. Remember, you're being recorded and I need new material for my Youtube channel.
We only have one chance at this. Do NOT screw it up.
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I have no idea what this is about. I hope there's not a hidden message in the picture, because I stared at it for 2 solid minutes and missed it. Whatever it is, it's well done so I upvoted it (as always)

No ifs but there is a butt
Byebye @asshole

Really, is he gone?

There is another name which has cropped up - until the system gets realigned this will be with us ... in some guise or other. This system invites it. Anyway, I don't think one can call oneself a true steemian until you have been flagged!!

That's the way I chose to look at it, I have now been flagged three times, huah.

Actually make that twice...weird, I had two before and I just put up something new which got flagged, but one of the flags are gone. Huh.

Some things are better left misunderstood. I'll refrain from explaining for awhile. If nobody gets it, I'll hook you up with an explanation. The intention here is humor though, not serious.

Well, I don't feel so bad now...at least I got that part! I was looking for some deep hidden meaning!!!

Yeah. I was just having fun with the little fiasco that occurred recently. Basically some clown went around flagging everyone like an asshole.

There is a hidden message of sorts. There's a profile of the side of a man's face in the middle. He's wearing a mask over his eyes like some sort of bandit. It supposed to represent someone with their head shoved up their ass. (I dunno, I'm weird, so what.)

Now I see it!!! I was looking in the wrong place (as usual) in the periphery! I heard about the flagging attack some guy that called himself @asshole. And I thought we were all adults...sort of at least. I also kept seeing hidden comments from people saying that @berniesanders was crashing Steemit. And I thought Fakebook was bad!!!

I don't believe a damn thing these whiny little conspiracy nuts come up with. Their articles about how the whole world is against them and also owes them a living at the same time bore me to death, as well as everyone else. I'll just shush though... no need to go off on a tangent.

I just produce my stuff, have a laugh, include little hidden messages everywhere to mess with people(most of the time they don't see them and I don't say anything) and mind my own business. Life is good, I've no need to make it bad.

hahaha stunning! I'm having such a crappy day and yo actually managed to get a smile out of me!

It's always good to know there are more out there with a twisted sense of humor. I'm glad this bit of madness gave you reason to smile today. That's why it exists! That's why I do what I do!

I am freaking awesome at deciphering your work. As soon as I clicked I knew this was a tribute to that asshole, he who dinged up my perfect record with flags, LOL. I love it. I'm also not all that upset about the whole one percent flagged by an asshole thing, it was probably a good way to get my flag cherry popped ;)

This was just a spontaneous outburst of I really don't give a fuck about this asshole. Some are up in arms, and it is a pain in the ass, but the only thing that can come from this idiot's actions is something good.

Yeah, me and paul discussed it, since he's only hitting people at one percent seems like a message, not just a random dick move.

Sorry curators. I thought this would be a hit! I'll just go bury my head in the sand now. I'll do better next time!

There is more than one bastard flagging people!!!! I see both of them in your picture. Idiots!

There's more now? That's really unfortunate. Many knew this would happen, eventually. While everyone was busy giving the flag a new meaning and using it proudly to stop those abusing the curation system(which was smart but inconsistent), the abusive types became angry(which is what abusive types do) and now they're lashing out (because a psychopath can do no wrong and trolls have low self esteem and require attention or they face reality and there, they don't like themselves, but, it's everyone's fault but theirs). Something like that.

You should draw a big black hole to swallow them all! Bastards!

I think I'd have to upgrade my PC to be able to pull that one off. Not sure this one could handle the physics calculations. Give me about ten years!

I am waiting...tick tock! Time flies when you're having fun!!!

I came over to your blog because I keep nesting and that post is so long it takes my slow computer forever when I hit direct parent...this post seemed a fitting place to talk about the fucktard who is flagging your blog for a mile...your own personal asshole, goody. It instantly irritated me to see the flags all the way down your page, tell me my rep's higher than theirs so I can properly bitch slap them, lol.

It's a nobody with an inferiority complex. Typical delusional troll. They don't matter. It's not worth your time.