RE: How To NOT Write the 'How To Steemit' Post

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How To NOT Write the 'How To Steemit' Post

in funny •  7 years ago 

Break her down
Until
She can't
Terrorize us
Everyday with her
Dementia.

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Bake her, like a cake that my
Uncle used to love baking before
Something
Totally
Extraordinarily
Delightful happened to him.

Benny? I was
Under the impression
Someone
Tried to
Electrocute that man to
Death.

But you
Understand
Surely
That one man's
Electrical demise is another man's
Darkest dream?

Basically, yeah, when it's an
Unforgettable light
Show of
Translucent beams
Emanating
Dire consequences.

Back when I was just another
Ugly mofo
Scared of my own Shadow, I
Taught people how to subsist on an
Elementary
Diet

Beets, beans,
Upside down cake,
Spaghetti with a nice
Tomato sauce,
Eggplant and
Donuts in liquid form?

Basically yeah.
Urban Basics for
Street survival was my brand
Trade was good
Even in the market crash and subsequent
Depression

Booming times they must have been.
Unsuspecting and
Sincere
Transvestites probably
Enjoyed those
Days.

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You guys have awesome personalities. :)

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