RE: How To NOT Write the 'How To Steemit' Post

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How To NOT Write the 'How To Steemit' Post

in funny •  7 years ago 

Bring an
Umbrella.
She's
Thundering out there and those
Enormous rain drops may cause
Drowning.

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      ·  7 years ago 

    Butter.
    Usually that's what I
    Smear on myself when
    Tremendous rain falls
    Everywhere
    Disproportionately.

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      ·  7 years ago 

    Bacon grease works
    Under the armpits for
    Sweat and it'll keep
    The
    Elephants away
    During road trips as well.

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      ·  7 years ago 

    Brilliant! There is a rhyming
    Undulation and
    Synergy in
    The prose you write that
    Elevates the common word into something
    Dramatic.

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      ·  7 years ago 

    Bullshit. I do not
    Unpack my
    Squeaky
    Tweezers until
    Eleven o'clock on a good
    Day.

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      ·  7 years ago 

    Balls to that!
    Umberto called me.
    Something about
    Tomorrow?
    Early start to beat the
    Doldrums

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      ·  7 years ago 

    Blowjobs have been
    Underappreciated
    Since
    Tina quit working the
    Early shift at
    Dudley's Bar and Grill.

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      ·  7 years ago 

    Bubbly she was but I was
    Unmanned when one time she
    Started doing the
    Toilet as she was
    Eating my
    Duke

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      ·  7 years ago 

    Boy oh boy was I ever
    Unaware of that
    Situation until
    Today's
    Eventual unveiling of the
    Dirty details.

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