That One Post on Palnet That Isn't About Palnet

in funny •  5 years ago 

Hello and welcome to my post on Palnet that isn't about Palnet.
My name is @NoNamesLeftToUse The Writer/Artist Himself.
Is this a post about Palnet?

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This post is not about Palnet.

Because those Palnet people didn't approach me to do some marketing for them.

Their loss!

So what if every time I mention Palnet, fifty new people show up to Palnet. This isn't about that.

This has nothing to do with Palnet!

How many times do I need to say that!

If it wasn't obvious before, are we clear now? This post is not about Palnet!

And another thing! You people continue to make my life a living hell.

I use Palnet

So what!!!!!

But that doesn't mean I enjoy using Palnet just so I can switch over to Steemit so I can see your posts because you were too goddamn lazy to use the Palnet tag!

When I use Palnet because it's fun, I end up spending too much time on Palnet and I might miss your post on Steemit because you were too lazy to use the Palnet tag!

Am I an asshole like that to you?!?!

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oops!

I meant:

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I use the Palnet tag. So when you're on Palnet, you can see my Palnet posts, and vote for them, because I'm awesome and do things for you that make your life easier, like using the Palnet tag!

So what's your problem!

Huh! Huh!

Yeah, yeah. I get it.

I don't post for the money, I post because I enjoy writing and whatever else I do here.

So you write ten kazillion words; but can't write Palnet!?!?!?!?!?

You had one job!

#palnet

I can do that with my eyes closed; and no! It's not because I learned what home row keys are when I was five years old! I'm just good at doing easy things like using the Palnet tag, with my eyes closed.

I can drive with my eyes closed!

Sure it might seem dangerous to everyone else on the road...

But I'm still moving and they have brakes!

I yell inside my head because you don't use the Palnet tag and I just want to squeeze your face!

But not violently!

I just have a thing for cheeks and I like to touch them.
They're so cute.

Anyway.

This post isn't about Palnet.

I came here today to share a poem I wrote.
And it goes a little something like this:

I like summer.
Summer is fun.
Here's a random picture of a llama:

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And now I'm done.

Have a nice day.

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#palnet it is 😀

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Llama post.

lol, cue the whale votes now

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It's Sunday! They all have hangovers!

I never found this post because palnet censored it. It detected the FUDness of it all, and blocked you.

I knew this would happen. Part of brain was like "whoa buddy chill out" and other part(I only have two parts) was all like "just do it and then we'll go buy some hookers and blow and have birthday cake!"

It's hard to do anything right when they argue like that.

That kind of thinking makes sense to me..

Thanks to you..I found a new platform!.. Muahhhh!😎

but but but but but but but My poem?

I love butts poems..😊

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I am really glad you included that random pic of the llama. It made the post for me :) hahaaa

Can't have a llama post without a llama, dear.

Hmmm...2 Shepards with no Ilamas...😎

Did you hear about PALnet yet? Noticed you didn't post about it yet so maybe you missed the news.

I think you made a typo. Are you trying to say Planet?

Well, I finally understood that this publication is not about palnet, but about your love for summer and an llama posing for you ....

Finally!

Somebody gets it.

yeah! jajaja.

My analysis of your poem has determined that there are 5 characters before the word "summer" in the first sentence and 5 characters after the word "summer" in the second sentence. Are you trying to say something about number 5?

You just found the subliminal high five. That makes you the smartest man on the planet!

Congratulations!

And even got 5 cents for it!

This response has five words!

You mean on palnet, right?

Planet!

That was not a comment about Palnet!

Sorry, pal.

  ·  5 years ago (edited)

I think there should be more posts about our planet... and Llamas, they're cool also.

They should make a whole planet for llamas! I've been saying that for years.

We need a Llama token on STEEM. And a new front end nothing but Llama posts.

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You know I tried to tell the TV people they need to make an ALL llamas ALL the time network and get this...

They laughed at me!

That just shows what they know.

I tried to make a post about Llamas to keep the momentum going. https://partiko.app/jk6276/everything-you-never-needed-to-know-about-llama-s?referrer=jk6276

It isn't very good however because I really don't know shit about them.

Oh well.

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The llama would be proud of you.

That's what I was hoping for, the Llama seal of approval.

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That's one reason I still use steempeak XD although most of the other reason is that palnet is still too steemit for me (even though I like the colour scheme much moar betterer).

Is that what we were talking about?

Oh shit, It looks like I forgot to say Llama here.

It's like the opposite of fight club. The first rule of palnet is to mention palnet as much as possible.

This is the llama club!

  ·  5 years ago (edited)

Your poem moved me deeply - I hate summers so I am not objective. So, let me ask a stupid question. Do you need to post on palnet to use the tab or do you use the tab and then it goes on palnet? Sorry I am totally technological and steemit and all handicapped.

LOL! You're going to make me break character, huh?

https://www.palnet.io/palnet/@juliakponsford/palnet-the-dazed-and-confused-user-guide

Read that one.

Thank you - I guess I must be more interested in things like this but I am struggling to stay awake if the word crypto pops up hahaaha - at least I make you laugh

pALnEt

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grrrlaarmaaa

Awesome poem. Somehow I now have the word #palnet humming in the back of my head. No idea why that is...

Probably just hearing a llama fart.

That must be it. Phew...

What a scandal! this post doesn't talk about Palnet.

Well somebody had to not do it!

I'm sorry...
What is this post about?

Poetic llamas!

Eidetic alpacas!

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The llama does not have time for your boondoggling!

The llama is a puppet of the alpaca regime!

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I use the palnet tag, though I do not understand the platform. I know it is for our benefit. Yes.No Oh what the hell!

Oh my god. For the one millionth time...

This is a llama post!

Oh...PALnet is still a thing?

That's surprising.

Llamas, David. Llamas are surprising.

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Because. Llamas.

I LOVE the llama 🦙😍. I feel your poem! Happy summer 🎉

J

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And a happy llama to you, my friend!

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