_{@NoNamesLeftToUse The Writer/Artist Himself likes to go the extra mile.}

Competition is fierce around here!

If you want to make it big, you gotta make it big!

Hello!

^{I hope you are doing well today!}

The name is @NoNamesLeftToUse The Writer/Artist Himself. @nonameslefttouse is also acceptable.

Welcome!

 
I am here today to speak about my incredibly long post. Before we get into the actual post, I'll have to spend some time explaining a few things.

Let's Begin

Blogging is not easy. It was never meant to be easy.

Blogging is not hard. It was never meant to be hard.

Us bloggers are often faced with one doozy of a dilemma while deciding what and how to write about something.

Should I pour my heart and soul into this post only to watch it go completely unnoticed?
or
Should I half-ass it and just hope for the best?

Many bloggers will come to different conclusions and everyone will try to find an answer for you. In my humble opinion; nobody is right and nobody is wrong.

This blogger believes size doesn't matter. I'm sure many women and maybe a few men out there will agree.

If something needs to be long, make it long! It doesn't have to be a hard decision. Just keep tugging and pulling on that idea for as long as it takes for something good to come out of it.

If something needs to be short, make it short! Chill out, cool off, let it shrink down all the way to it's most natural and comfortable state of wholesome goodness.

Whichever stunt you'd like to pull that day, it should never matter if it's long and hard or short and soft. They both work just fine if you know how to get the creative juices flowing all the way down that river and towards the final destination of any good article; the conclusion.

Today

^{I've decided to produce a long post.}
This will be the biggest post in the history of posts here on this platform of ours. I do hope you can find the time today to enjoy it in it's entirety.

I want to talk about telephone poles. They are the biggest posts I could think of. Rather than saying too much at first, I decided it would be best to draw everyone a picture in case you haven't seen a post like this before.

Just so you can get a better idea of how massive these posts truly are, I have placed a full-sized pussy on top as a visual aid to help everyone understand just how big this post truly is.

 

And at that moment...Everyone realized...

The entire post...

Was just one big piece of shit.

Credits: _{All art and images seen here were produced digitally, by me. "Roasting the shitpost since 2016!" [email protected]}

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