You're Probably Wondering Where My Post Is Today

in funny •  7 years ago 

@NoNamesLeftToUse The Writer/Artist Himself is feeling incredibly depressed.

"Shit Poster," they said.

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I Just Don't Get It

 

Things about me that some people think is shit:

  • My art.

What are they talking about?

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I used lousy software back then. That doesn't mean it's shit!

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It's a bowl of cereal the next day! Not shit in a toilet! I'm an artist!

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I was trying to draw what a poorly mixed drink tastes like.
How was I supposed to know we can't taste with our eyes!
That doesn't mean it's shit! I just need to think more before I do something. Jeez.

How can you call that, shitty!
That was the first time I ever made one of those.
Most people just download theirs from somewhere else!
Can't you see I'm at least trying!

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What's so shitty about that!?!
If you can make a better telephone pole with a kitty on top... Do it!

Conclusion

 

I know, I know...

"Shit Poster"

Whatever!

I'll just buy my participation awards and move on to the next post...

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For me?

You shouldn't have!

Thanks everyone!

Have a nice day!

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"Nobody called me a shit poster. I just felt like sharing my shit with you today."
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This post was pretty different than I'm use to :) I had fun reading it! The kitty on the telephone pole was funny too. I didnt know what it was until I got to the bottom of the picture lol

This post was pretty different than I'm use to :)

I seem to hear that a lot. Full of surprises. I'm glad you had fun. I just wanted to have fun too.

Shit is making you money ..... That is the power of shit ....everyone has it but only some can use it....😄

Well, a lot goes in to producing this shit. I work on it day in and day out. The cycle never stops. I'm glad people recognize my efforts here. I think it's safe to say, my shit does not stink.

Shit that smells good.

Sarcastic me : oh my phone is stinkin...😄

Atleast someone here is making something funny with the shit....i thought shit was waste..😸

I try to make the best of my shit.

"It's good to the last plop."

That's my shitty slogan.

IDEAS ARE SHIT

EXECUTION IS THE GAME.

Pretty good art for s..t, I have to admit. That last one is pretty healthy as well. One of them looks like behind bars, he must have done something pretty shitty.

The one behind bars comes from a story I wrote a long time ago about This Man being trapped in a basement. He had to pile up his shit until it was high enough to climb out the window! LOL... yeah.. I dunno. I thought it was funny.

That’s amazing story, I mean can you imagine MacGyver who has an extraordinary knack for unconventional problem solving and didn’t thought about that? That would be a real tv hit.lol

It's a great example when the post is testing the edge how much shit can be thrown right in the readers face and he will still smile back at you.
It's a very interesting answer to haters. But no one gives a shit about them, so there was no need in answering them in the first place.

Well, when I do this shit, and you folks come along to enjoy this shit... it says far more about you folks than it does me. I feel like I have the most incredible friends, fans and following on this entire platform. That shit makes me feel good. Thanks for putting up with my shit!

What a shitty post. Downvote. Unfollow.

LoL!

What a shitty comment. Upvote. Fuck you.

Well, it's still better than mine right now, so I think it's fine :d
One man's shit is another man's treasure.

Well, if was literally shit, I don't think we'd see so many enjoying the shit. It's like everyone is happy to stand in line to meet an outhouse on this day. I'm just smiling. This shit made me happy.

So much shit everywhere but you ain't one of them babe!.. That kitty though, please someone help the kitty T_T

Even when I'm at my shittiest, I still ain't shit. <---- That sounded better in my head.

That's a shitty kitty in it's natural habitat. He'll climb down when he's hungry, then add to the pile. He's just building his nest. Okay, I'm so full of shit right now, but whatever.

Your day much have been shitty that's why you posted a shitty poster!!!!

It was the shittiest of them all! So I turned it around and made it shittier so everyone could smile and laugh at my shit! Now I feel relieved, as I should, after taking so much shit! LOL

Hahaha ok it's weird talking about it but yes that's true after so much shit one must feel relieved! It's good you are comfortable talking about those things hahaha!!!

I just like to have fun. I'm not too concerned about others thinking there's something wrong with me either. That's their problem, not mine!

That's the best thing to do! I believe you are funny and nice you Canadian guy XD!!!

I guess that means I'm living up to my stereotype... dammit... LOL

Maybe or maybe not!! Well if that is true its not so bad don't you think? It always depends on the stereotype you choose!

Well, some people think we live in igloos and take care of our pet beavers while drinking maple syrup, so yeah, the one I'm living up to is probably the better one.

I am always quite fond of those long shits, scratchy catty though

You means those shits I made that don't even require paper? Me too!

I wish I could see the images to give you the appropriate feedback but, I live in a third world country and the internet speed is pathetic so...

blank pics everywhere
claps (me)
suffers (me)

I'm sorry about that shit. My artwork is a huge part of my blog and needs to be there. I included some massive cartoon-like images of shit that I produced and acted like it's not shitty. Thanks for putting up with my shit even though my shit didn't quite work out for you.

The words shit or shitty invoked 12 times in this post. I feel like I'm covered with it!

Thanks for keeping track of my shit. You just earned 26 cents on your first day as a Shit Counter. I see a bright future in this shit.

Bright future? You're not shitting me are you?

This is the exact kind of shit I want to see trending on the front page!

I've been trying so damn hard to take my shit on the trending page for months. I push and I push and I push and my shit simply won't move. All of these views, all of these comments and the encouragement isn't enough I guess. ...and I'm certainly not interested in paying for laxatives(votes).

That doesn't mean it's shit! I just need to think more before I do something. Jeez.

I'm honored that you called me out by name.

Anyway, they say beauty is in the eye of the beholder.


This is a beholder. Beautiful.

What can I say? Some people are into shit. That's cool. Why not?

I'm surprised you heard me calling from all the way over here. That's impressive!

Well, keep sharing your shitty posts here, I love them

I'll try my best. Thanks, man!

A'ight bruv🙋

I stared at that first...um...lump until I saw the south end of a fat tailless dachshund heading north.

That was an exciting ride wasn't it!

Well shit!
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Pew pew!

Everyone except me!

Lucky you <3

Hey those chocolate bars look tasty!
WHat iS a ShIT btw By tHE waY?/!112?

Very tasty so eat em up fast before they melt!

Okay but, why are there so many flies? Isn't this supposed to be fresh??

If it was fresh, they'd still be maggots. Learn your shit, man!

Wait what. Maggots in chocolates, since when?

You thought those were white chocolate chips? Sorry I had to be the one to tell you.

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Too late; ate it, loved it. I'm a maggot lover now.
psst check out my logo entry post :P

Hehehe aren't you just a stinker. That poor kitty. Better call the fire dept. :-)

I think we should call the hardware department. I used to work in retail, many years ago. I know they have ladders there.

Lol and would be cheaper

Well shit, Ihavenowordslefttouse.

Yeah. This is just a walk down shit post memory lane. I thought I'd try to produce one grand shit post to end all shit posts. I probably failed....

Wow after this much shit, your pipes will definitely need some work.
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She has nice pipes.

Lol. Funny.
But the shit you post is better than other shit people post.

I know. Even when I do a shit post, it's a damn good shit post!

Your post have today top classy level @nonameslefttouse.
"Well Shit" pretty incredible looks. Go ahead with artsssss

Pure class. I'll probably have a better post next time. I just felt like joking around today.

Now that's some F-Art right there!

I agree! ...and I really pushed hard to finish this post today too!

Proud of you bruv! You really followed through!

Lol

Sometimes we ought to get shitty...but your shit is quite cool...

That's why they call me, Cool Shits McGee.

Nobody calls me that. I have no idea why I said it.

I don't know what I would do without these posts in mah life.

A life without this shit? I cannot imagine that either. How depressing it would be to live in a world without shit. That would be so shitty. Thanks for enjoying my shit today.

Having a shitty day? In Greece we say Χέστους! - Shit them!
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I'm having a wonderfully shitty day! Thanks for asking!

Those little pieces of shit look tasty. I could totally go for one of those right now.

And you know what? That Greek alphabet is fascinating. I should learn someday.

Well, it's not that difficult if you learn ΜΑΛΑΚΑ (malAka-asshole) and ΑΝΤΕ ΓΑΜΗΣΟΥ (Ante gamIsou-go fuck yourself) you've got almost the best parts to communicate with the ones that pissed you off :P

As for those sweets, if your teeth can handle gypsum then I'd let you have a bite...

You know what! LOL! Hahaha! Okay, I'm calm now. A few years ago I was standing outside of a bar, having a cigarette. A woman approached me, smiled, and asked for a cigarette. I said I only had one left, and it was true, I only had one left. She smiled and said, "ΜΑΛΑΚΑ," then walked away. This entire time, I thought she was just saying, "Okay."

As for the gypsum, I'm not sure. I try not to eat too many sweets anyway...

Ahahaha! Next time be prepared to answer back ΜΑΛΑΚΙΣΜΕΝΗ (malakismEni-that's a female variation) or ΜΑΛΑΚΙΣΜΕΝΕ (malakismEne-for males) :P

It feels so nice being an ambassador of my culture around here

But if I did that, then she might start yelling entire sentences that I don't understand while I stand there smiling and nodding like an idiot. How do you say, "Please be quiet." LOL

Hmm, you got a point. In that case you can either say ΤΗΣ ΜΑΝΑΣ ΣΟΥ (tis mAnas sou-your mother's), ΕΙΜΑΙ ΑΣΤΥΝΟΜΙΚΟΣ (Ime astinomikOs-i'm a cop) or ΗΡΕΜΗΣΕ, ΠΑΡΑΚΑΛΩ (irEmise parakalO-calm down, please)

I like the last one. Impersonating a police officer is typically frowned upon where I come from. I might be a bit crude and rude in some of my blog posts... but in life, I'm usually quite relaxed and polite, "normal" I guess. I do have my moments though. Μη μου φωνάζεις. Η μητέρα μου είναι αστυνομικός.

Time to go to work. Να εχεις μια ωραια μερα.

That's sounds like the typical response you would get from the average greek. She probably thought you were cheap and you were lying, hence Malakas. 😂😂🤣🤣

I had to check to make sure you were Greek before I said anything. I was thinking, only a Greek or a ΜΑΛΑΚΑ could say that. LOL

It's nothing. I've been called far worse things by your average Canadian.

Well look at that. Another one of those cats. They're getting everywhere.

Your little animation was amusing.

Now that you've expanded your artwork into animation, it'd be fun to see a video of one of your pieces as you create it. That might give away too much of your process, I guess... but it's a cool thing to think about anyway.

Check this out. I did this a long time ago. People were asking, so I wrote a post explaining a few things, hardly anyone looked and it was one of my lowest paid posts in history! LOL!

Here's the image I worked with. I wanted to keep it simple because I had to fit it all in only a handful of slides.

And now a short animation.

It's just painting. Starts out with a few lines. It's like how you'd use a paintbrush but rather than dipping the entire thing in the paint, you get it on the edges. Digital though, no mess. You can see how I build it all up. Done deal. Not much to that one but like I said, I wanted to keep it simple for demonstration purposes. I've also come a long way since then and I'm constantly learning. I had to teach myself how to use software that at first was mind boggling. I have this mind that likes to create though and dammit I wasn't going to let a few challenges hold me back.

Woah! Cool!

Not sure when you last tried this, but I bet if you did something similar to this again today, you'd have a better turnout.

There are programs you can use to capture an area of a screen as an animated GIF. You could get a higher framerate using one of those. Take however many minutes it takes you to do the artwork, divide it by 60, then have the program capture like 30 frames every that-many minutes. That way, if you play it back at 30 FPS, you get a minute-long timelapse of your work.

It might be more exciting to watch, but it would also give away more of your secrets. Your call.

This could be a good opportunity for you to branch off onto the Bob Ross career path. Instead of safeguarding your tricks, you could create a widespread painting cult, all your own. We could all be sitting at home painting happy little demon faces with you. I hope you've got a soothing voice.

I like having my own style. It's actually quite important to me. I could follow others, do what others do, but I think I'll come up with something different, something new. If it's been done before or if everyone is doing it, I have trouble becoming interested in it. I could have dropped what I'm doing and started putting unicorn horns on a sloth for easy money, for instance, but that doesn't interest me. I don't see a future in that sort of thing. Artists can follow trends or start their own but I think I'm better suited to being like nothing else. I can't have restrictions on my life. That stuff makes me feel like I'm in fucking jail...and I spent a night there once. Hated it.

This is literally a shit art hahaha but its somewhat deserved to be a 100% upvote because its unique :D, better than some witness who only post a single picture yet got a 250$ earned post :)

HA! You witnessed that, did you? LOL...

Sometimes I wonder how much they truly care. I produced these images over the many months I've been here. Each one, no matter how simple it looks on the surface still took awhile to produce. Altogether, you're looking a many hours of my time. Writing these little jokes wasn't easy, though it does come quite naturally to me. In the end, I did all this to put smiles on faces. So much work, so much fun... no chance at earning something like $250. That single picture that was simply downloaded from the internet is such a punch to the nuts... but whatever. That's why I don't vote for those people. For the most part, they can kiss my ass.

hahaha hell yeah people like to post a single picture and selfvoting themselves should'nt deserve even a tiny upvote even though the image is free to use he still should have indicate where he get it if he doesnt want to give the source because its like claiming it as your own. Hope you recognize my posts although Im not begging for you to upvote it a simple comment would make me happy hahaha.

Haters dont know jack shit lol.

...but they know jack off like the back of their hand!

Lol..
This is a shit post if I ever saw one but a really funny one at that..
Your shit posts are one of a kind.

The whole point of this was to get one big shitty laugh. I'd say it was a success. Thanks for stopping in again.

Well I'd also say mission accomplished.
You got a lot of big shitty laughs.

I enjoy your shitty sense of humor but most of all I appreciate your kindness for what I have been through. Blessings - Troy

It was nothing. You've been such a great supporter of my work here for so long. I don't mind helping at all. You deserve it. Thank you.

Funny you should mention a cat on top of a telephone pole, I actually made one of those, and posted it not long ago. My pole wasn't better, but I think maybe it was longer; when I zoomed in it was just colossal.

I remember that kitty. I think I visited that post, analyzed everything about it, and commented about the tiny cat I saw sitting way up there on that telephone pole. The post where I originally shared that massive piece of shit was something about me rambling about Steemit(I think), then I suddenly switched gears and said, "I'd like to talk about telephone poles." Then I made everyone scroll through the piece of shit while they were thinking they were looking at a telephone pole... LOL... memories.

The long shit-post gag should work again and again, I'm not sure if there's even a limit. Those big ones are slow sometimes though, like 'cmon, load already' and then it finally drops and its a long brown thing engulfing the screen. Oh the memories indeed!

I've been shit posting, literally, since the start. I love it. I have no idea what the next post will be though...

I actually downsized the large ones now. Lower quality and all that. My master files are massive. I probably won't sell these pieces of shit any time soon but you know I've built up a nice sized catalog already and I'm fully prepared to start printing and selling majority of those. I've noticed my rewards are slowly dropping, and if I fall off the map due to lack of interest, I think I'll still be able to monetize my efforts here in different ways. Of course, I'd probably be pretty damn depressed if this blog of mine fails. We'll just have to see how it goes, I guess.

I imagine that rewards dropping isn't something that you are doing wrong, but I have yet to figure out the ebb and flow of things here. I noticed early on that it didn't seem to matter the shittiness of my posts, the rewards had a mind of their own every hour of every day. I too would be pretty damn depressed if your blog were to fail, because it would probably mean that Steemit had failed-- I don't see that happening. There may be a better platform eventually, but from my own experience, this place is a life saver, both for my art and my financial status, and I already had things going well compared to much of the world before this place saved my ass. Life-changing impacts like that can, um, change lives, and such a potent force is not going to fade away easily.

Honestly, Steemit Inc needs to delegate some SP to a few worthy curating groups who look for material from all walks of life here. For instance, Curie looks out for minnows, and it's good, it works. But it builds people up to be beached dolphins flopping around in a shallow reward pool. There's nothing after that but the random votes that come and go. Those other platforms like Dtube and what not look out for it's user base. I wrote another funny but a meme with a borrowed image and two lines earned $100 more. That brings me down a bit. It's not the money, it's just knowing we work hard and can't compete with memes. I don't want to drop my talents just to chase money and make memes either. So I dunno....

That Flopping Dolphin Guild might be a good idea, I would support such a thing. I keep hearing little things about the mechanics of these proposed 'communities' here, but I'm not understanding how that works yet, or if it might serve the flopping dolphin in any way.
Give or take a couple of zeros, we old-timers are faced with the same situation that we started with, hoping to stand out in a sea of images and headlines. We don't know if we will be noticed, and sometimes posts drop like rocks, but we keep doing it anyway. I always look at it as a living portfolio, something that I can go back and pick through for gems in the future, and I might even see rewards the same week. My old art career was the same, except without the weekly rewards.

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was that a 10 foot long grogan?

More like a 50.

By the way, thanks for teaching me a new word today. I haven't heard that one before.

Some shits are cool shits. Just like yours

Thanks for that. My shit appreciates it.

Good to hear that shit😄

WELL SHIT..............
Outstanding.......Desolate kitty on the top on roof...
Glorious art works @nonameslefttouse

Thank you for enjoying my shit today.

Well the title Shit Poster suits it, it was really funny, I also think you are the first on this platform to draw it, well people usually download it from Google, keep posting stuff like this, as it is quite funny.

By no way a shit poster. Whatever you have presented its real. Atleast you are trying and hopefully you willbe good at what you're trying to do. Moreover its better to post real than by simply just by copying it from somewhere else. There no point in doing. Thats absurd.

I was joking....

Haha thats the way to go... Hehe

You are rightly friend, many here judge the work of the other just for their appearance without knowing all the work that cost to do that "shit". Excellent publication greetings.

I was joking....

Well let me tell you, you are an amazing artist, let people say whatever they want atleast you tried and did your best, ask them to make any of it, they won't! People won't appreciate your work rather they will let you down, but you don't have to focus on that, let your work continue and someday you will be better than any of them... wishing you luck, don't loose hope

I was joking!

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poor joke

It's tagged funny. It doesn't have to be hilarious! It's in the 'funny pages'. It's not meant to be taken seriously.

my bad

Don't worry about it. This happens to many people who attempt to write humor here. I'm used to it! Smile!

Encouragement and discouragement one after the other.
Now where else do you get to see that, if not on a shitty post? xD

LOL. It's all good...

Haha you took it like a champ.

So long art.... Funny

Well shit

Shit happens everywhere .
But this shit is better than other shits 😄

I get it - you say "well, shit" because the kitty is about to fall into a well. Ha!