...how to make a peach turnover.

in funny •  7 years ago  (edited)

I attended a wedding last night and made entire room laugh with this little improv about the desserts at the bar.

"You can order brownies, almond tarts, and peach turnovers. (Slight pause) Do you know how to make a peach turnover? (Dramatic pause) Stick your finger in it's ass."

Pro tip: No joke is unapproprieate in a room with an open bar.

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