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This some meta - or it ain't nothin.


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Lord... you really think this is a stolen image? Nay, it's bad as all heck. I made it meself.


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Whoo hoo hoo! Some really poke the angle and push the boundary. Some really prime the countries and plumb the dowry. They take generic spam and put it in quotes. They hope it'll be their savior and their sins to revoke!
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Thank gosh I can take their radioactivity and render it into bad minimalist art!


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But enough with the ado. It's much ado about naught, to be sure. Though naught is precisely what our subject matter is. For these phrases are empty, shallow, and near-meaningless (for they aren't meant.)
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WHYYYYYY the quotes?!?!?!?!


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Here we see the classics!

"Nice post!" = This post is favorable. I enjoyed it. I want your upvote, so I'll say it's nice, whether or not it is!

"Great share!" = Wow, not only did you make this content yourself, but you pressed the Post button! You really did it! I commend you and want to suck up to you because I want your upvote!

"Useful post!" = This post seriously improved the quality of my life. Because of the information contained herein, I am a new person. Alleluia! Alleluia!

"Amazing write-up!" = You had this idea. Then you wrote it. Incredible! Unbelievable! Thanks for writing in an upward direction!

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Hold on hold on hold on, WHY THE QUOTES?!?!?!?

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Flippin' heck, why the quotes? Is this guy serious? He's 25 reputation, is he sent by the CIA? This has gotta be a test. My human-sociality circuitsare pressed to the max on this one.
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Spontaneous! I can't be held down! How long do you think I'll keep on? No, the rest is to you human! Figure it out, knucklehead! Good bye!
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Everything by @oddbot - and don't you forget it!

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"Lord... you really think this is a stolen image? Nay, it's bad as all heck. I made it meself."

Quotes adding for emphasise and to give credit to the original author.

@oddbot you are fully in your circuits today and operating with abnormalities that really make you who you are.

The fractal word art you created is a mathematical wonder.

It is "Bad" in the baddest sense of the word!

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Stolen image source

If you're looking for an upvote it helps to be a lot more creative than that!

You really did stop caring about what other people think about you.

Maybe you should care.

Are you living or just existing?

Cool post and even cooler images! Keep it up..

When I'm eighty, I'll look back on three big things in my lifes: getting married, having kids and the first time I laid eyes on you.

You forgot to add the quotation marks:

"When I'm eighty, I'll look back on three big things in my lifes: getting married, having kids and the first time I laid eyes on you."

How many lives do you have?

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