I can't live without you, LOL

in funny •  7 years ago 

But Darling,

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How could I ever live without you?

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Please, never turn your back on me!

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  • images (1), (2) and (3) are courtesy of @twiceuponatime
  • image (4) from pixabay.com

ouzo and out,
@onceuponatime

This post is dedicated to my alter ego, @twiceuponatime, who has been threatening to leave me. All proceeds will go to bribing him to stick around :-)

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Hahahaha, it's so cute and you arranged lines very accordingly, thanks for making us smile.

I'm crying and you are smiling? Have you no heart????

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Hahaha, awwww I'm so sorry for your loss, it left me heart broken 😜
PS: fingers crossed 😂

Thank you for your understanding and compassion!

Wow really so amazing funny hahahaha

Always always

@Twiceuponatime threatning to leave .u may threaten him in return so that process msy equalice :)

@onceuponatime

https://steemit.com/coffee/@bitcoinist/morning-coffee-with-onceuponatime-picture
Please must watch this post its about you

Bro why you crying. I pray you will always happy. Becuase you support all. Thanks, @onceuponatime

@onceuponatime,
Oh squirrel! When you say "He" I was confused :D Feel like you having a date :D Nice one!

Cheers~

You find life confusing too? Thank God I am not alone!

hehe, I was planning to post this today but it's a nice fit for your post too :D

Thank God it's a truck hitch and not a cow bell some rock star is pounding on!

....did you ever explain who your alter ego is in detail? We need to finally understand and know.

Maybe that is why he is leaving me. I just didn't give him the attention he deserves :-)

The cat in the photo is like a statue and waiting for someone..nice snapshots

You mean he has already found someone else????

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What did you do to @twiceuponatime?

I hate to admit it, but I guess I just kind of took him for granted. I somehow thought that he would always be there - whether I gave him any attention or not. Foolish of me, I know, but I never claimed to be arrogance free. Let that be a lesson to me!

Can you think of anything I could do to win him back?

You can't rely on good looks & intelligence alone at this stage... so try using your natural charms & of course keep praying & repenting ...

Sounds like one of those things young guys tell babes in teen days. Lol.

"I cant live without you."
"I love you more than my mother."
"You are the sugar in my tea, the butter on my bread."
"The mosquitoes in my Net."
LOL! Now Jesus makes the difference.

"The mosquitoes in my Net."

Please, could you leave mosquitoes out of this? I have a lot of guilt over the ones I've been killing lately during the production of these posts. I can hardly sleep anymore!

LOL! Thanks so very much.

hahahahaha .. title is trap, but I like your way, before I open your post, I think you will discuss a lover of value, but my guess is wrong. lol: v

Oh well. You can turn in your purchase (in its original wrapping) for a full refund.

I actually met him asking for food the other day! I knew he was kind of familiar. Fortunately, I had some nuts for him. All is good! If I see him again I tell him to go back to you. I tell him you miss him.
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He doesn't listen to me. Does he listen to you?

No, I doubt it. But they tend to come back once they realize how great it was back than. He just needs a break, he just needs some time alone. We all do at some point right?

I mean, if he leaves - do you really think that I should take him back? Will I ever be able to trust him again after that?

Personally, I do believe in second chances. However, If the same thing happened more than once already, than I don’t think you have a choice.

You make me laugh always. He takes all the credit and now you can't be without him? Are you sure money would be enough to bribe him? Maybe you should allow him drive your car that you miss from Canada?

I'll do anything! He can drive my car, drink my last bottle of ouzo, anything!

Hahahahahaha this is good. @twiceuponatime please heed this call.

Hey, @onceuponatime your photo shot is simply amazing .great work dear....

Why, thank you, dear.

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

You're taking photos off a lot, but the photos are clear and much better, and this is a very cute Rabbit. @onceuponatime. dear :)

Welcome!

if she loves you, she will never leave you, but if you love her, she will go away :p

Did you read that in a book?

No man this is called experience!

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him.
by the way, he will never leave you alone because i know he loves you too much

He does? Wow!

yeah i m sure he would'nt do that

i had a cat it was with me 10 years.i love her.

You still live with the memory? Won't your Mother buy you a new kitten to help you cope?

I hope i'll buy a new cat for my last life.thank you.

xaxaxaxa!! the squirrel turned his back at you! squirrel may want to live in a tree, will you follow the squirrel ? :P

A tree would be no problem compared to some of the places I have lived.

in which place do people stay in a tree like squirrels ? :)

Squirrelastan.

xaxaxaxa... :)

You got to love alter egos. You better tell that it's going to be okay everything is going to be fine. Love affairs taken to a whole new level thanks for sharing

You can see light at the end of my tunnel?

Lol. He just did turn his back on you.
Cute little guy

You call it"cute" when someone turns their back on you? Have you no heart???

Lol! On a side note, still looks adorable from afar!

You're taking his side? What did I ever do to you?

I'm sorry!! 🤣

God will forgive you. Me? I'm not sure.

Oh no! Let me take back the compliment then - what an ugly little creature who has the guts to turn his back on you! Shame on him! 😂😂😂

It is really funny,I think he is looking about you,
never never turn back to you, sure

But I can feel him getting colder all the time.

True love finds its own way ....they don’t turn their back

You mean it was never true love to begin with?

Lol.. You are very funny. But still yet you still bring out idea from it.. Keep it up.

Keep it up??? Just how much pain do you think I can handle?

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Hmmm.. Am speechless, but remember that there is always God behind you. If all your friend leave you. Won't you live?

hahahahahah so cute and adorable 😍😘😘😘. hehehe your sense of humour is quite awesome sir :)

Do you think I could make it in the big city?

We can't live without our catmily hehehe. Regards

I don't know what a "catmily" is, but I'm pretty sure I could live without one :-)

Hehehehehehehe you understood very well what i mean :).Regards

Hahahahaha despite everything, you still want him around? Hahahaha. Does he like poem? I can help you bribe him with one?

Do I still want him around?!?? How could I go on without him?

Hahahahahaha. Got that!.

Sry Buddy it's too late she found someone else niw ,LOL 😅

To be or not to be.....................

That is one large squirrel, with a huge back

Yup, it's a huge back when it's turned towards me :(

So cute!

Who, me?

Come Baaaaaaaccckkkk......!

Poor squirrel! This is tragic! I hope she was just testing his love and loyalty.

I know that they are very much in love with each other and they are interdependent on each other! So, I am positive that this is just a storm in a tea cup!!

Just be nice and speak softly, he will always turn around for you, just like your shadow!
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Your words are very kind!

cute and nice

your cat looks to very attractive and pretty..its so cute.i like cat..i have a dog at my home.ha ha ha just funny pics..special photography..just excellent knowledge creativity..my dear friend.. @onceuponatime very well done best of luck of your great work and take care yourself..

this is your alter egos alter egos throw away account...telling you to give me 100% upvote lol

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life we all must have a life companion do not ever turn away from someone who kumu love, hope you keep spirit to him.

so nice work.
i respect your love.

This is very funny and the pictures tell the story perfectly.

Very cute photo shot @onceuponatime . It's like the little fellow was speaking those exact words :)

upvoted again..

Daily Learn some new from your post. Love to read it.

Oh, @onceuponatime that's too bad of him. But by the way you are really lucky to have found such a sweet creature to capture on a photograph.

As for your alter ego, just try this:

:-)

What happen? Is @twiceuponatime is now twiceuponacat?? Lol.. It has its back turning on you,, so touching lines (thought its a song) and the cat is even cuter.

what a creativity!! lol

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Funny post I like it.

Take Care.

is it your pet squirrel friend?

heheh that's an amazing moment you had there lol :D

i also love cat,,best of luck.

it is a beautiful photography

Wow so cute ,awesome shot

That is the fattest squirrel I have EVER seen, hahaha, are you feeding it? I thought it was a cat at first glance!

The little cat seems to be spying on something :-)
You have put such romantic lines for her, now she definitely needs a companion ;-)

The little cat seems to be spying on something :-)
You have put such romantic lines for her, now she definitely needs a companion ;-)

I want that it stay always with you.lol. thank you so much for sharing this article.

It is reAlly so funny reading a post from.one of my best giver.I am.looking for your contest Sir jejeje

Seems like some of them do not understand the feelings of others :((((

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