Yes, We're Done - Comedy Open Mic Round 5

in funny •  7 years ago  (edited)

When I get into a fight with my cousin and the moment my mom steps in

I'd rather make peace than have my ass whoop by mom

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I nominate @gangresteem and @gunskins to participate in this round.

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      ·  7 years ago 

    I think you're adopted

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      ·  7 years ago 

    Noooooo......mom, there's a strange Asian man saying I'm adopted.

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      ·  7 years ago (edited)

    I guess in your family the discussion of which is the better house pet gets very heated

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      ·  7 years ago 

    Haha... happens every time me and my cousin start arguing about whos mom can spank better.

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        ·  7 years ago 

      Lol, it will be funnier if your mom and auntie spank you right then to settle the issue.

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