Good gosh, tell me all about yourself.

in funny •  5 years ago  (edited)


Mind if I sit?

"Ok."

Hi, my name is...

"I'm Pen. Cool."

Pleased to meet you Pen.

"Yeah. Same..."

So tell me, what do you like?

"Well...lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll. I like..."



Oh me too, I really really like dogs though. What else?

"I like..."



That is nice. I prefer a good nights rest and an early start.

What else do you like? What music do you enjoy?


"A mix of things, but mainly..."



Rock and all that is nice, I really like a nice song to dance to.



Tell me more about yourself.

"Ok. Well I like..."





Beer is not very nice, I really enjoy a good cocktail, and definitely prefer a heartfelt story over comedy.

What else do you like?




"On second thought, I really really like..."




"Hey!? Where you going?"


"So much for giving it a second shot. Bartender! Another beer please."





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I also like cats though..

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Very funny, awesome post!
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Should have asked about the broken bathroom tile