Today is World 'Penis Day'....Funny but Educative....
*A true friend is like a Penis, he stands up for you in times of needs.
Do u know that the Penis is d greatest breakfast ever? According to doctors it has a mushroom head, a sausage body, two eggs and milk which provides nutrients. Thus making ladies healthy and full for 9 months.
Besides it has 3 good manners too
Its very courteous, it stands before it performs
It is very emotional, it weeps during performance
It is polite, it bows after performing..
*Send to ladies 2 laugh and to men 2 make them happy and proud of themselves!.
⭕1) Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free!"*
⭕2) Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of BP!
⭕3) Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fucked.
⭕4) Success is like 'pregnancy'. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.
⭕5) Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.
- Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life.
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach & say "Congrats"!
But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done"!
Moral: "Hard work is never appreciated: "Only results matter"
Now that I've educated you, Upvote, comment and Resteem to share this fun!😃
"Happy penis day"