Why is being honest considered rude?
I would like the least amount of faux pleasantries with this necessary interaction, please. Fuck you.
If there was a thing that I wanted that wasn't here, could you order it for me? No? Then why would I wait 10 more minutes for you to tell me that?
Also, my resting bitch face is not a reflection of you. I am a bitch. Fuck off.
Seriously, though...these service people are actually required to say these things. It is a script. Upsale, upsale, upsale. A lot of companies operate on a Leave It To Beaver mentality--if you make something feel "comfortable" and friendly, people will buy more, they will be returning customers, they will recommend the business to others.
So, I guess we just don't say these things in our heads, 'cause we know it isn't that poor fucks intention to be an ass--its their job. Poor fucks got it hard already.
So, hats off to you! You are doing one good deed at a time by maintaining social niceties.
People think they need to follow this script in business; in reality, they're just being lazy.
I worked in retail. Mainly in the back but I'd be on the sales floor quite often. People would ask me things like, "Which one of these vacuums is good?" I'd say, "Well, they all suck."
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Unfortunately, companies require this from their employees. Have you ever been to the burrito place "Moe's?" They are required to yell at you when you walk in the door. Definitely not gonna keep the business of introverts.
--Not all vacuums just suck, some blow too :)
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