Top 3 Greatest Steemit Google Translator Gibberish of 2017 - Comedy Open Mic Round 7

comedyopenmic (65) · 7 years ago

What if the reason Yoda can't speak quite right is that his Google translate is on the fritz

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raj808 (71) · 7 years ago

Hmmmnnn... speak right Yoda him translator no function me thinks. very good point @comedyopenmic I shall have to investigate whether there is an @ yoda on steemit? Perhaps we could do a collaboration.😅

I just checked and the real steemit yoda has been around since 2016 and writes rather severe articles about the state of steemit. No colab me thinks, or rather - colab with yoda me thinks not to be, hmnnnn. Ahhh, sh#t you got me started. Cheers for checking out the post and the upvote

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gbengaremi (47) · 7 years ago

Teared me up, this comment did.

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yesaye (53) · 7 years ago

Hahaha loved it @raj808!
Hope to see you in the future rounds with such hilarious entries too.
That bit about the space garbage was the best. lol

raj808 (71) · 7 years ago

Ha ha. I'm glad you enjoyed it @yesaye. Yeah, the space garbage got the top spot due to its Scifi theme. I love a bit of Scifi, and well you know... they were highlighting an important point about the evolution of garbage disposal! Thanks for the encouragement mate, I have a tone of these google translator gibberish snippets but am going to have to mix it up in the next round with something a bit different. I will come back with another episode of the top 3 gibberish in a few weeks though. I feel the critics persona taking me over 😉

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yesaye (53) · 7 years ago

Sure! Can't wait to read more gems! lol
Nice, a bit of variety would be fresh and entertaining.
I like sci-fi too! Also love anything space-related.

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maverickinvictus (64) · 7 years ago

Oh man Raj you killed me with these!! Ok I will stop doing three but what else would i do hahaha

raj808 (71) · 7 years ago

@maverickinvictus this is the problem with allowing yourself to mull over The terribly thought of the Pine Tree State marvel, don't let it in brother! Once it has you, it will never let you go, then where to race the micro machines... where! I'm having trouble with even speaking about it right now. I think I have PTSD

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warpedpoetic (66) · 7 years ago

@raj808, men I have tears in my eyes and my stomach hurts. I have not laughed this hard in a while. I know my cousin will find me weird, laughing to myself.

Damn funny bro. The first and the last one killed it. Nice one. Thanks for the laughs

raj808 (71) · 7 years ago (edited)

Thanks m8, Much appreciated :-) I was laughing as I wrote this post which made me hope that it was actually funny. I had the same experience on the train the other day when I was watching my friends Dtube video of a character he made called crypto-bro and I just started having hysterics to the point where I nearly choked. All these commuters were staring at me like I murdered their cat. I was on my way home from visiting a friend wearing jeans, very obviously not been to work, while they all had suits on. It just made me laugh even more. Glad you enjoyed the comedy warpedpoetic :-)

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markangeltrueman (67) · 7 years ago

Also, the really funny sh*t in this post is

"and edited by me in Microsoft publisher."

I didnt even know that still existed.

raj808 (71) · 7 years ago (edited)

Ha ha, publisher is old school Mark, Retro! It's what all the hipsters are using these days. Well, the ones who work in a 'new-media' conglomerate with an exposed brick basement outfit writing content for the crypto blog-o-sphere... awww sh#t I'm giving away my location and job description here. I'm not really sat behind an apple mac wearing glasses with no lenses, drinking a frappe, in a basement in Camden while playing with my goatee... honest!

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markangeltrueman (67) · 7 years ago

That's making more sense than some of the stuff you come out with on curie discord dude.;)

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raj808 (71) · 7 years ago

Ahhh, but the discord room is where I practice the art of surreal comedy first to make sure it is ridiculous enough. Maybe something about the dangers of the gateway substance that is... vegemite next!

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buttcoins (67) · 7 years ago

this is great! such gems you have found. my nuts under a quilt with kids is a crack up for sure!

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raj808 (71) · 7 years ago

Cheers, glad you enjoyed it :-) Yeah, I have plenty more gibberish recorded but didn't want to use them all up in one fell swoop. Next week, maybe the return of badboybaker, Ya feel.

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ackhoo (69) · 7 years ago

OMGGG, you are BADDDD......................!!!!!!!!!
Lol...... Some gems you did find! I have seen bad ones for sure, but I have a sneaky feeling you hunt them down for pure joy! :D :D

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raj808 (71) · 7 years ago

Ha ha, I do find them naturally while going about my curation activities but there is no reason why I should waste my time reading them lol, other than the gift of laughter 😆 Honestly, some of these posts are just too good for a jester to pass up on. Thanks for checking out my comedyopenmic post ackhoo, glad you enjoyed it

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ackhoo (69) · 7 years ago

Lol... A pleasure! ;)

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bennettitalia (65) · 7 years ago

SO funny! :D

Featured in this weeks' Isle of Write Curation Report :)

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raj808 (71) · 7 years ago

Thanks @bennettitalia. I shall fly on over to the isles steemit page to check that out. I'm glad you enjoyed the comedy m8, it is a post I have been sitting on for a good while and wasn't sure about writing :-)

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bennettitalia (65) · 7 years ago

It was spit take hilarious. More please, if you ever feel up to it :D

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raj808 (71) · 7 years ago

Don't worry buddy, there shall be plenty more from me in the comedyopenmic. I'm gonna do at least 1 comedy post per week :-)

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byn (63) · 7 years ago

I love the humor in your commentary. Good luck to you. I absolutely suck at editing or even wading through poorly written things. I can never come out the other end knowing what to say. Google translate is good for a laugh at times, though :)

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