Joke of the day

Three women go on the Dr. Phil show. The theme of the show is about people who name their kids after whatever they are obsessed with. So as the women come out, Dr. Phil tries to guess what the women are obsessed with by using their child's name. The first lady who comes out, her daughter is named Alexis. So Dr. Phil says she is obsessed with cars. The second lady comes out and her daughter is named Penny. Dr. Phil immediately says she is obsessed with money. As the third lady walks out, she quickly grabs her son and says "Come on Dick, we're leaving".