Make crime pay, become a lawyer.
Crime doesn't pay? Does that mean my job is a crime?
I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
My financial future was bright... Then I filled up my tank
DODGE - "drips oil drops grease everywhere"
Ford - "Fix Or Repair Daily".....
It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now
If you don't like my driving, then stay off the sidewalk...........
Passwords are like underwear: change them often...