This Dude Secretly Masturbated Hearing His Roommate Have Sex With A Girl And It Ended With The Worst Surprise Ever

Yeah, this story doesn’t end well. Not for this guy. But the good thing is, if there’s ever a contest on the most embarrassing sex stories, this guy’s definitely winning it. Because the probability of this happening to anyone is lesser than this man delivering a hit.

This dude took to Reddit to narrate what really happened that one night when he jerked off eavesdropping on his roommate and a girl he brought home having loud sex. There’s no way you can predict where things went wrong.

The story has been going viral all over the internet because it’s as hilarious as it’s embarrassing.
"This happened yesterday. So, I was lying on my bed in my room at home, reading, when I heard the front door open and my flatmate come in with a girl. He clearly didn't think I was home, because they immediately went to his room (which shares a wall with mine). I was mildly amused by this, so I decided not to go out and ruin their fun.

Before long, they start getting down to it and, since they didn't think I was home, they weren't shy about being vocal. He was grunting away, and she was moaning pretty loudly, shouting his name, etc. All this noise started to turn me on, so I started masturbating, figuring that this was better than porn because it was real-life. Eventually, the girl started moaning even louder, which I took to indicate that she was cumming, and there was some definite wall-banging as well, so it didn't take me long to finish either. Satisfied, I went back to my book.

After about half an hour or so, I was bored of being confined to my room, so I went out into the lounge, not really caring if I'd embarrass them; we're all adults, we can just laugh it off.

I walked into the lounge to find my flatmate sitting on the couch, watching TV, with his arm around my little sister.

Christ. What have I done?"