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ভোম্বলের পাশের বাসায় থাকে এক তরুণী।
একদিন ভোম্বল তাদের বাসায় কলবেল চাপল। তরুণী দরজা খুলল।
ভোম্বল: আপনাদের বাসায় কি চিনি আছে?
তরুণী: হুঁ, আছে।
ভোম্বল: ও! না মানে…বলছিলাম, চিনি না থাকলে আমাদের বাসায় এসে চাইতে পারেন। আমাদের বাসায়ও চিনি আছে।

বিমান চালনা প্রশিক্ষণের সময় প্রশিক্ষককে প্রশ্ন করল এক শিক্ষার্থী, ‘স্যার, বিমান আকাশে ওড়ার সময় হঠাৎ যদি যান্ত্রিক ত্রুটির কারণে ইঞ্জিন বন্ধ হয়ে যায়, তাহলে নিচে পড়তে কত সময় লাগবে?’
প্রশিক্ষক: তোমার বাকি জীবন!

মজনু গেছে পাত্রী দেখতে।
পাত্রীর বাবা: ব্যাটা, তুমি মদ খাও নাকি?
মজনু: না না আঙ্কেল, আপাতত চা হলেই চলবে!

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      ·  7 years ago 

    Good one

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      ·  7 years ago 

    Thank You.

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      ·  7 years ago 

    you are most welcome

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      ·  7 years ago 

    hahaha... moja pelam bro...

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      ·  7 years ago 

    Thank You.

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      ·  7 years ago 

    ostir hoica.......bro moja paice

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        ·  7 years ago 

      Thank You Bro.

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        ·  7 years ago (edited)

      Haha!Nice jokes.Part of entertainment.

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          ·  7 years ago 

        Thanks bro..:)

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          ·  7 years ago 

        অসাধারণ।। অনেক ভালো লাগল ভাই।।সেয়ার করার জন্য ধন্যবাদ।।@sajib7 (55)

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            ·  7 years ago 

          Dhonnobad bro..:)

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            ·  7 years ago 

          vai amr profile ta aktu promote koren ami new user....

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              ·  7 years ago 

            Thanks for your comment.

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              ·  7 years ago 

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                ·  7 years ago 

              হেতে খাইতে গেছে :)

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                  ·  7 years ago 

                Hmm..maybe tai..bt apne janlen kmne?

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                    ·  7 years ago (edited)

                  Oita secret bepar share kora jabe na ! ki bolen banjo bai ?

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                    ·  7 years ago 

                  Thank you. You are cute.

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                      ·  7 years ago (edited)

                    You are great dear @banjo

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                      ·  7 years ago 

                    Thanks my love. *kisses.

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                        ·  7 years ago 

                      Hey? Do you know what is Steem Doller?

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                        ·  7 years ago 

                      Yes. I don't like yuri. Do you like yaoi?

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                          ·  7 years ago 

                        Tell me what is 10 SBD! How do we promote our post?

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                          ·  7 years ago 

                        It's frozen water. A type of precipitation.

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                            ·  7 years ago 

                          Thanks.

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                              ·  7 years ago 

                            What is yaoi?

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                              ·  7 years ago 

                            Boy love boy.

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                                ·  7 years ago 

                              Hahaha..you are so funny.

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                                ·  7 years ago 

                              I don't actually have a name you know?

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                                  ·  7 years ago 

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