Who knew that talking crypto could be so full of sexual innuendos?

in funny •  7 years ago 

My new crypto knowledge has re-united me with many old friends who (for the first time ever!) now seek my advice. One such person (an ex girlfriend) contacted me this morning regarding the Litecoin hardfork and how we claim our LiteCoin Cash, the new coin created from the fork. The conversation went like this...

SAM: Good to see LTC get a pump this morning 😉

ANNA: It's fun having a buddy to do this with. R u downloading the LCC wallet? It's a big boy at 18G

SAM: Sorry to say this is as far as your buddy will be going currently. My computer has been overheating recently and clearly in need of a service, so feeling less good about this part of the download message:

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wouldn't want to make it explode just when I'm having so much fun

ANNA: Oh no! Well, it’s important to practice safe forking

SAM: haha!


I have changed her name for the purpose of privacy so I hope she will forgive me for posting this but personally I found it quite amusing.

Hope i'm not the only one!

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A bit of innuendo goes along way!

:)

Living in France you'll get this~

bittecoin

;)

Happy trading and all!

xox

haha! That's a good one Sabrina will appreciate :)

In Bali the locals called it Bitchcoin which cracked me up every time.

nice post sir thanks for sharing.....

appreciated

LOL. Safe Forking ;)

haha! Thanks ;)

You inspire me.To think of travelling around the world with no back account !except steem and crypto.i know i have to follow u cos am making a mentor.

One has to first know it is possible before one builds the dream for themselves...

😜