Conversations With Bud

in funny •  7 years ago 

C5C0B041-BFE5-4369-9308-F280D89FF579.jpeg

Bud: Human, what did the hungry Dalmatian say after dinner?
Me: Do tell.
Bud: That hit the spot.
Me: ha.
Bud: What did the canine say to the tree?
Me: what?
Bud: Bark!
Me: funny...
Bud: And. What did the other canine say to the sandpaper?
Me: erm...
Bud: Ruff! Get it? Hahaha!!!
Me: What's with all the jokes this morning?
Bud: Laugh therapy. You'll need it. I just saw your cell phone bill.

Authors get paid when people like you upvote their post.
If you enjoyed what you read here, create your account today and start earning FREE STEEM!
Sort Order:  

Puppies are blind, deaf and toothless when born.

If you will pick up in the street a court dog and will feed it, it never will not bite you. Herein a difference gotes between a dog and man.Your post-modernism pleased me :)