Bud: You look worn out, human.
Me: Yeah, it's been a rough week.
Bud: I can tell. You need a night off. Why don't you go out tonight?
Me: That would be nice...but what about your dinner, and your special pets? Not to mention that whole middle of the night bathroom thing you do...
Bud: Don't you worry about a thing. I'll call the sitters. Where's your phone? And massage oil?
Me: Sitters? Phone? AND oil?
Bud: I got it covered. Really. Just make sure you're not back till very late. So you're...properly relaxed.
Me: Relaxed. For what, exactly?
Bud: My tantric group is having their session here tonight. I don't need you freaking out if you happen to catch us in the throes of canine carnality.
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Laika, a Russian stray, was the first living mammal to orbit the Earth, in the Soviet Sputnik spacecraft in 1957. Though she died in space, her daughter Pushnika had four puppies with President John F. Kennedy’s terrier, Charlie.
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