Living with a Woman is Impossible

in funny •  6 years ago 

"Honey.
How many arms and hands do you have?"

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"I have two arms and two hands."

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"I see.
And are you able to shave your legs with your feet?"

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"Ummm??
Nooooo.
Why?"

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"Well
I'm just wondering then why you have 6 shaving razors
in the shower?"

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"Well.
I use one on my legs and one on my armpits."

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"But...But...
That doesn't even make sense.
That's 6 razors for two body parts. I mean, how could you even know which razor on the rack goes with what body part?
It just doesn't make any sense."

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"I... have.. a system."

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"Well I should probably tell you that every time I shower, I knock at least 3 razors off the hooks because they are just dangling there all over the place. Then after picking them up off the shower floor, I put them back up randomly wherever they fit. So even if you have a system to determine which razor is where, the razors are still random because they are never put back where you think they should be put back."

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"EEEERRRRRRRGGGGGGG!!!!
You make me crazy!!!

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You make me fucking crazy!

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True Story

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ROFL.. I'm speechless @sassypuffin... I can't stop laughing, what a joke!