Bitconnect Technical Analysis

in funny •  7 years ago  (edited)


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I have been checking out the expert technical analysts we have on steemit and thought you guys would like to hear from someone who has experience charting for over 24 minutes of my life.

Today we are looking at Bitconneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeccccccccc

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Everybody knows that TA bro's love cups, handles, triangles, and especially ELLIOT WAVES

You may not be as familiar with these advanced chart patterns I am about to share with you, so I will explain as I go along.

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This is pattern is akin to the "hurry up and wait syndrome", but as you can see... it is going DOWN. Hence the name. Basically everyone knew that bitconnect would get "down syndrome" at some point, but nobody knew when.

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This is exactly like a cup and handle formation... but opposite, after the drop, you see everyone defeated, and then to finish it rises in the last sliver of hope.

Lets zoom into this one and take a closer look

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.... yep, there we have it. Look at all those dead careers.

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The walk of shame leads many places.
Moms basement
The court house
Jail

BUT WAIT are they dead after all???

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Luckily cryptocurrency technical analysis has no firm foundation yet, so if I put a disclaimer in I can say whatever I want!

As you can tell we are at a perfect buying opportunity right now

BITCONNECT TO THE MOON

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hopefully my personal whale friend @ranchodorito will upvote me

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BTFD!

Don't miss out!

Oh my gosh I couldn't stop laughing... Well played sir. Candles in observance of the fallen...

BCC is just scam

Thanks for clearing that up XD

I'm so glad I never got into BitConnect. I have very respectable friends who recommended it, but I never got it started. Trading bots? Pshaw. @ironshield

This photo got me laughing:

lol @ranchodorito. I like that the link goes to the dorito website.

The walk of shame leads many places.
Moms basement
The court house
Jail

But without shoes. Always without shoes.

So you think it's the right time to buy?

I think that TA speaks for itself!

PLEASE DO MORE TECHNICAL ANALYSIS.

Remember guys, DYOR.

Thanks boss for sharing this useful information, you are a great asset to this community

lmfao, I gotchu man

That was a typo, I think.

Asset/ass ?? Probably

Thank you for this useful pie chart diagram box. I shall use it to provide myself courage to go rob some ATM's and then use that to invest into Dogecoin. You are a shining example of why this community hates the balloon council of New Jersey and their evil, dark agenda.

Do yous said dem 4 have the down syndrome?

His wife thought it was a scam and said he is going to lose all of his money! Bitcoooooooonnnneeeeeccccccttttttt!

I started laughing when I saw the headline. Then I kept laughing. Excellent analysis!

Losing 80% of your value is standard in this industry. Buy the dip!!!!!

Investing in BCC right now!
Thank you!

Buy the dip!

Dat analysis!

Honestly I think you are onto something, When you are at the bottom of the shit pile, the only place you can go is to the moon!

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dude!.

I want a friend like dorito too

This just made my day. Ty for this awesome analysis.

Btw. This was pretty damned hilarious

LMAO