New way to pick your crypto-coins: Crypto-Astrology

in funny •  8 years ago 

After many months of study, into a completely unrelated field, I have come to an amazing revelation that crypto-currency and astrology are inextricably linked!

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The first block in a chain is like the birth date of the coin, and we can use this link to scientifically predict what will happen to the coins in the market next, it also helps us understand the unique character of each coin and make longer term predictions. Even more amazing you can choose coins to put in your portfolio that are astrologically compatible!

Bitcoin Jan 3rd 2009 - Capricorn

Your faith in humanity is restored today. You are relieved to see that the non-miners still win every once in a while. You come out on top when you realize that your truth is worth more than all the hype your rivals hurl at you. The people who've helped you to get where you are, should throw a little party. Tonight, romance is alive as one of your compatible coins does something unexpected but completely endearing.
Most Compatible Coin-Signs: Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio, Pisces

Etherium & Etherium Classic - Gemini (obviously!)

Be on the lookout just in case something slips through your coding today. Don't be too hard on yourself -- even the best Turing complete algorithm sometimes drops a ball or two. Concentrate on what's still in your codebase and wait a few days before trying anything new. You may be tempted to overindulge in ICOs today. Watch how much investor cash you consume -- you could easily overdo it. In this case, more doesn't necessarily mean better.
Most Compatible Coin-Signs: Aries, Leo, Libra, Aquarius

Litecoin Oct 7th 2011 - Libra

Events force you into the role of peacemaker. Use your influence to steer people in the direction you believe they should go, but do your best not to choose sides. Try not to confuse your monetary power with absolute control over the situation -- you are there for guidance, not to give commands. If you find you are too involved in the situation to give an unbiased opinion, seek out the advice of a neutral blockchain or consensus algorithm.
Most Compatible Coin-Signs: Gemini (Etherium twins), Leo, Sagittarius (Dogecoin), Aquarius

Dogecoin Dec 8th 2013 - Sagittarius

The moon is rising in Saggitarius today (come on I HAD to!). Right now it's time to put the past behind you. Focusing will be especially difficult if you're faced with a stream of memes to laugh at. Stay on your toes -- critical eyes are watching your every move. Use your spare time to catch up on memes you've let fall by the wayside. The sooner you deal with the issues at hand, the better it is for everyone involved.
Most Compatible Coin-Signs: Aries, Leo, Libra (Litecoin), Aquarius

So there you have it, unequivocal guidance on what people interested in these cryptocurrencies should be aware of today, all the astrology is real and sourced from https://www.astrology.com/, except for the bits I made up.

If you enjoyed this, please let me know which other coins you would like the mysteries of the zodiac to decode for you, and we can peer into the heavens for guidance once more.

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HAHAHA! Awesome, and just as scientific (if not more so) than TA. Please check into ANT for me. It is hard to know what those Chinese devs are up to so perhaps the stars can help us figure that coin out once and for all. :D

When my crystal ball is back from the repair shop, I will wave my hands over it and look for goldfish!

$ANT not $GLDFISH :P

Well I can only reveal that which the spirit of Satoshi chooses to show me

Interesting did you taken into account precession of the equonix?

https://www.livescience.com/4667-astrological-sign.html

Yes I did, it took me hours with some pretty high tech kit, lolz!

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By sidereal time, not tropical, the Bitcoin is born in Sign of Sagittarius. I have found even a time when first block chain was produced, at 18:15:05 GMT.

So Bitcoin would be Sagittarius with Cancer Ascendant. Interesting though, Uranus which represents new technologies is in 8th house which represents money, other people’s money, banks and credits. And it is directly in opposition with Saturn, which usually represents structure, law and sitting in 2nd house of persons earned money. In other words this combo says that independence (Uranus) in field of money will challenge authority (Saturn).

Anyway, I did talk to person who works in bank, in 2012 and asked until when this financial construction will last. She was thinking a little and say during 2016 it has to start going down. Uranus indeed changed sign and went into Aries, June 27, 2016; 12:00 (noon) GMT.

You are also kidding, right?

Nope dead serious

Well, in that case you earned an upvote and a new follower. ;)

Very good and hilarious! Thank you. :-)

By the way: You are kidding, right?

Yes I am, I didnt actually provide any predictions, but its nice you had to check just in case ha ha :)

I have seen so many things here on Steemit... People can be very serious about so many things. That's why I had to double-check again. ;-)

Yep thats whats so great about steemit, pure unfiltered humanity, in all its wonderful forms.

We need a Church of Nakamoto as well I think, after all Bitcoin Jesus has already given forth his revelations...

No, please not! Steemit is full of crazy people already... ;-)

What a fascinting approach to #crypto 😎👌

we need predictions in your next cryptoastrology post!

Only if the spirit of Satoshi speaks to me again, its really not in my control :)

Hahaha, indeed very creative idea! Since it is a irrational market anyway it might do the trick

The idea came to me while I was in a trance.... :P

It might pay off for you to smoke your lawn in that case :-)

I do believe in astrology (kinda), which hasn't gotten in the way of profiting in crypto. And yes there is a strong resemblance to TA fwiw. Do you really have the dates of the origination blocks of all these coins? if so I would be interested in going further down the rabbit hole that you've opened up here.

Yes those are real dates as shown on Wikipedia, no offense but this was just some fun

Good job

Very interesting

I have sent this to my hubby to look into

Thanks for sharing

This is just for fun, please dont use astrology to make your picks, not unless you actually believe in astrology of course, then you should do whatever you feel is right

Fun and interesting!

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Yea, it's fun and all, but the principles behind Astrology shouldn't be disregarded – and I'm not talking about Astronomy... Just saying ;-)

Two great reads to be more informed about this are “The Passion of the Western mind” followed by “Cosmos and Psyche”, in this specific order. Both by Richard Tarnas.

Very cute and entertaining. I have been an astrologer for last 45 years and I do pay attention to what is happening. Thanks for the chuckle.