In a world gone strange, indulge thyself! 😀
With some comedic observations on the allegedly diabolical, sinister intent found within the arrangements and designs brought to us by the emoji makers.
Hellbent on destroying the collective human psyche of the world's citizens, they attempt to take us down:
One cell phone screen, one emoji selection, and one person at a time.
In what is being revealed as a clear attempt at the subterfuge of the sanctity of the human mind, the emoji makers direct our attention towards subliminal messages, prompting us toward a state of Chaos and inner discord, with their clear designs on that of world domination!
Accomplished...
Without ever having needed to fire a single shot.
And THAT'S got me Recreationally Outraged!
WE SHALL NOT YIELD!!!
Today's heinous example of subliminal association, designed to subconsciously inspire fear and dread, can be seen thus:
Take a moment and consider your own, personal associations with what a trench coat represents...
Perhaps the Columbine tragedy, where the "Trench Coat Mafia" was a linked component of that dark day in American history.
If you are older, perhaps you associate trench coats with the creepy gross dudes who would use them for the purpose of flashing people before running away.
Trench coats are bad news.
It is a legitimate article of clothing, however, so nothing suspect in the coat itself.
EXCEPT!
Where did the emoji makers elect to place it?
With literally hundreds of emojis, where did they think would be a good place for this subconsciously associated tool of death and perversion?
Here's why you should be Recreationally Outraged!
LOOK AT THAT:
With a father and his two daughters!
Linked to an implement 🧥 used to hide deadly weapons OR psychologically crippling intent...
If they had to link children, they went for maximum impact, associating daughters, and not just one, but two!
Who are out with their father; the penultimate savior and protector of the family, who in either circumstance would be powerless to stop the attack before it was too late 😞
What's MORE, let's see ALL the associated emojis which came before the trench coat appeared:
LOOK AT THAT!!!
All of the families, all of the children, and what do they choose as the very next emoji?
Yeah, THAT.
This is real talk people.
Check out the emoji layout on your phone.
What, in the actual HELL, were they thinking?!?
A cruelly planned and flawlessly executed attack on our subconscious, that's what!
Just a little more anxiety in the population, with no known cause...
I've been breaking down the patterns, the analysis is ongoing, there appears to be no end to the malicious harm the emoji makers intend to inflict on everyone who ownes a cellphone 📱!
That Recreational Outrage compels this journey to expose this threat against humanity!
(Along with all of your support and encouragement!)
The emoji makers will have the entirety of their evil agenda exposed!
Have an awesome Thursday Steemit,
and watch out for those trench coats!
Great story @scan0017
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Great story @scan0017
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I had never thought about emojis this way until they started following you. You are completely right. It’s like they are trying to manipulate with people’s mind. Have you noticed something’s no similar in Simpson’s series. There are signs all over. For example before 9/11 happened they made one moment where it’s actually predicted. And there are different kind of magazines as well making similar predictions or manipulating people’s brain such as “The Economist”.
Great post @scan0017 as always!
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hahah great story and lovely things about the emijoos always love your post resteemed and upvoted!
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This great story i appreciate your blog thanks for sharing this busy..Best of luck...
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Haha...
You've really killed it this time
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Thanks @rjunaid12! 😀
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yes you have our support and enxouragement. Interesting post . Appreciated
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Good content.i appreciate your blog
Thanks for sharing this story.
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There evil agenda is really exposed.
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jajajajaja muy aterradora tu historia. amigo @ scan0017
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Very nice story, I like it this funny.
I appreciate your blog.....
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you select a different and interesting topic
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And there e more coming .....😁
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wouww nice post sir. restemeed and upvote
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hahahah I was missing the emojis and your occurrences.
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nice post.thanks for sharing
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Well the truth is there are some Emojis that are unpleasant and others that were only created to facilitate common expressions, but in general I will leave it at 50% bad and 50% good. since millions use millions of Emojis and sometimes do not understand what they put
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As a follower of @followforupvotes this post has been randomly selected and upvoted! Enjoy your upvote and have a great day!
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Wonderful story my dear friend.
Thanks for sharing
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Like, the best advice ever! :)
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hahahahaha great imagination you have a friend.
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ohhhh, @ scan0017, very good story, I love your writing
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the creators of emojis are perverse, we have to fight against them, hahahahaha great work @ scan0017.
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Eeeyy Scan
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My god man! This is the most compelling and outrages content I have seen on Steemit all week! I find this to be disgusting and possibly pedo...
So not right. So not right. Every time I read one of your articles I feel like I get woker ...."woke'er"... It is a word ...It means "woke" But like... Er. More WOKE. I am just so woke by these news articles. Have you thought of starting a news page on Facebook? I bet you could get on the David Packman show or maybe Info Wars! OH YEAH Alex Jones should really hear about this... in fact letter sent. I hope he reads his emails because your emoji stories have been so compelling that I have been compiling all your truth bombs in my basement. I made a full thesis about the "Emoji Wars" if you will and sent my 20 pages worth of theories to him. I think he will be very interested to hear your science on the matter. Let him know all about the strange patterns of behaviorism, forwarning I was a little high at the time....So I might of said something about gay frog emojis so I really would expect him any day now. This is the time that I focus on my wokeness.
God bless ya @scan0017 going out there and fighting the good fight! You are a true son of the MotherLAND. I think you should be knighted ... I mean I am sure with Alex's conections to Trump that somehow we could get you in a room with the queen after the truth comes out. I mean you are breaking bounderings and changing minds my friend. Keep up the good fight my brother!
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@artwatch, you're more woke than you knowke!
I was channeling some recreational outrage from distant memories of Alex Jones when he was on the Joe Rogan podcast...
"I HAVE the documents!!!"
That pedo vibe must have come from that same podcast carried over (apparently there are extra-dimensional aliens abducting and abusing children) memory's a bit fuzzy on the details...
THANK YOU, so much, for the re-Steem; if I were granted a wish it would be for you, me, and @themadgoat to get financed by the South Park fellas to come up with a comedy show together.
Your "Catsgiving Hat Day" (June 8th, I've marked my calendar) is bloody brilliant comedic genius!
That could absolutely be a skit on Saturday Night Live and would be one of the All-time greats.
PLEASE make a post about that - I laugh every time I go back to read it.
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I was just sitting down to dive into our long time traditions as Canadians in a post.
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Powerful @artwatch!
The first of many, I hope...
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hahah great story and lovely things about the emijoos always love your post resteemed and upvoted!
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