Nice post.

in funny •  7 years ago  (edited)

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There is an extremely infuriatingly annoying (yet amusing) epidemic on Steemit I am forced to highlight to you all, my Steemin' Friends & Family! I have been experiencing this occurrence on many of my posts over the last year, and wonder if it's a-happening to ya'll toooo..?! It goes something like this.....

You create a Post.

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After all your hard work thinking of funny, witty, enlightening or encouraging things to write... adding a few well-referenced images to make it look pretty, maybe including a video to deepen the understanding...... and some Steem Logo. Then, after all that. Some randomer comes along and leaves a comment. And it says........

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Nice Post.

NICE POST?!

You know the phrase "say something nice, or say nothing at all"?! Well, in this case, please say nothing at all. For a start, "Nice" is something to say about biscuits.

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Part of the reason behind my exaggerated frustration with "Nice Posts" is that Im not certain what nice actually means?! We tell everyone to be nice. Be nice to the neighbour. Be nice to granny. Be a good dog, play nicely. Icecream is nice. Your ass is nice. Am I being nice?! It seems to me that nice is an act, we pull the wool over our eyes; which isn't very nice at all!

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Nice is a word used when no more creative comment could be thought up!!! Therefore, slap em with a nice signpost. I suggest keeping a wide variety of Nice Posts handy; this is most effective in eliminating this undesirable phenomenon.

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This is not an infrequent or irregular occurrence, it has happened soooo frequently that I have gathered a weaponised arsenal folder on my desktop of NICE POSTS to reflect their meaningless comment back at 'em, with some comedy value. These are the Nice Posts I share here with you today. Feel free to save these Nice Posts for your own use when this common comment occurs.

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Once in while there is some variety from our comment zombies, but dont worry, I have that eventuality covered too. Good Post.

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I hope you found this post entertaining, and enjoyable, as Im certain I cant be the only one plagued by this awful nice commenting crime!

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My name is Seb, this is the Cam. This was a Nice Post.

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Haha such a funny post! Thanks for collecting all those imags man, will for sure be using them in future nice encounters! 👍

Yeahhh, make a Nice Post folder, keep em all ready to go! :P

nice post....lol. Yes, I feel the frustration. Especially when I post something that took me hours and even the fastest speed reader couldn't read it in less than 3 minutes but someone comes in and says: nice post, after only 10 seconds! Grrrrrrr. Now I just tell them: WOW, you are sure a fast reader...

Yuppppp, you feel my pain. Well, good news is now you have a solution, save all these Nice Posts, to use as a cheeky comedy comeback... it makes you feel just that little bit more smug ;)

nice post :)

Nice comment dear :)

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Dohhhh a predictable classic :D

Nice Post!

(sarc...)

Predictable yet funny ;D

Hilarious..l remember in the dark ages at primary school my headmistress would banish anyone from the classroom for using the term 'nice' ..

Banish nice and interesting!

Seb!! Please start uploading your old vegan/adventure/spain/running videos to youtube! Seen as they're already editied, all it'll take is a few clicks of a button! The videos are so good, its a shame they're not able to be seen anymore...

oh, i know....... the comeback, is imminent
;P

BWAHAHAHAHahahahahaaaaaaaaa....

Yeah.

That.

<3 following. For the Nice Posts.