The Fidget Phenomenon: LOOK OVER THERE

in funny •  7 years ago  (edited)

There are always accusations of conspiracy plots to take away focus from a major issue that has adverse effects on our lives.

I heard the other day that the mental, and very public, breakdown of Brittany Spears was a PAYED PLOY by the government to take the public's mind off of a major White House scandal during the Bush administration. Supposedly the government PAYED Brittany to "go crazy" and be in the limelight of news until something else could take it's place.

Well what if someone found a new way? A way to NOT make up news to take our minds away from it. A way to make you not even see what it was you were looking at. Well see it but not know what it was you were seeing.

I GIVE YOU, THE FIDGET PHENOMENON!!!

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The country is obsessed with these things. Spinners, cubes, folding cubes, etc.

There will be another item that is slightly different that comes next for sure. For now we have a few selections. Hundreds of versions and shapes of the spinners.

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Then came the cubes. Many more activities with the cube than the spinner so you don't get even more bored with your day.

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At $10 a pop another great thing to lose or break and replace because "it's cheap, I'll just get another one.".

Like I said they make HUNDREDS of configurations, so now there are collectors getting every one they can. That comes to THOUSANDS of dollars.

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So are they doing what intended? They were supposed to be a calming tool for people with PTSD and other disorders that deal with the mind and focus like ADD and ADHD.

They became a thing for everyone to own now. They've taken the market by storm and are profiting huge.

What is the real deal behind them though?

This is where the conspiracy comes in. IT'S ALL A PLOY PEOPLE! Now you're in a drone daze playing with your spinners or cubes that someone could literally steal something right under your nose and never know. So how does that relate? The more people that become mesmerized by these things, the less cover ups anyone will have to come up with. You won't care what's happening because you won't even know it happened.

What a way to control a population. Here in the near future you will start seeing FIGDET TRADING BOARDS, FIDGET CONVENTIONS, FIDGET ENDORSEMENTS BY CELEBRITIES, MOVIE ENDORSEMENTS (Millenium Falcon and Tie Fighter spinners if it hasn't already been done), and campaign spinners ("A Spin for Blaine, is a vote for Blaine")

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That's it people. Fidget toys are hypnotizing you!

LMAO

HOPE YOU ENJOYED TODAY'S CONSPIRACY PLOT BLOG

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