The pregnant girl

in funny •  6 years ago 

A girl was pregnant and decided to share with her mum. "Mum , am pregnant"
"Who is the pig that got you pregnant"? The mum retorted. Before the girl could explain, the gentleman came in. "Good evening ma, sorry I am the one responsible for your daughters pregnancy"

"I have lot of issues to settle for now and I can't take your daughter home but I have decided that , if she gives birth to a baby girl, I will buy her a mansion, a Jeep, a passport to travel abroad, 2 million naira and a plot of land. If the baby is a male, I will buy her 2 mansions 2 Jeeps, a house abroad, 6 million naira and 2 hectare of land . But if the baby is a twin both male and female, then she will decide whatever she wants.

Delighted the parents sat listening. Then the gentleman continued " but if she suffer miscarriage, she wouldn't have a chance for anything".

The girl's father softly tap the gentleman on the shoulder. "Sir,No no, if she suffer a miscarriage, get her pregnant again"

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