Developer makes sex with his girlfriend. At one point, at the climax, he suddenly
freezes.
-What's up, what are you doing? - asks the girl.
-I've seen it in YouPorn. Its called “Buffering” ...
Ad:
-55-year-old mother of three programmers, looking for someone not damaged on
this topic to teach her how to use the internet.
-How do programmers do business?
-One makes a virus. The other one makes an anti-virus. And the third one
makes an operating system for the two above to work.
A child of a programmer asks:
-Daddy, please! Why the sun does rise every day from there?
-If it works, Son, do not touch it!
Developers are in constant competition with the universe. They are creating more and more simple-to-use programs, that increasingly foolish users can work with, but the universe creates even bigger idiots. So far, the universe is leading.