My Christmas Tree TRUMPS yours!

in funny •  7 years ago  (edited)

Not last year, but the year before, Donald J. Trump was just another candidate running for the Republican nomination. I thought he was hilarious. He said crazy things with a straight face and the news would cover it.

So just for the LULz I went for the ultimate art piece – A Donald Trump Christmas tree complete with dollar bill ornaments. Oh hells yeah money money!

trumpchristmastree.jpg

Then one night, my hot sexy neighbor, that I assume is a liberal, stopped by to bring me some cookies. As I was thanking her she kept looking over my shoulder. I invited her in. She briskly said, no, and walked away. That was weird, I thought. Then I shut the door and turned around –the Trump Christmas tree!!!!

Damn you Donald J. Trump!

I wanted to open the door and shout to her, “It’s a joke” but I stood there frozen like an idiot.

She’s still my neighbor and still hot as hell. This last Christmas I left her a Christmas card and a bottle of wine on her door matt.

I got a cold thank you while passing. Needless to say, she didn’t stop by and bring me cookies.

Thanks Donald.

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