FRIDAY GIVEAWAY
Let's all have a laugh ...... it's Friday..!!
I am giving away 50 STEEM for the first 5 funniest jokes..!!
Each joke will get 10 STEEM.
Paid only if it makes me laugh..!! :)
Maximum giveaway 10 STEEM per user.
Go on, make us all laugh..!! It's Friday and what a great way to start the weekend.
Stephen :)
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
...Fo' Drizzle!
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Funny, but the bar is being set quite high. :( Stephen
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Predictive Text walked into a bar. The airman said, Why the log fence?
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haha haha haha Now that is funny. 10 STEEM is on it's way. A great joke to close off the giveaway. Stephen
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Glad you liked it!!
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That is so good!
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I cannot imagine better joke than giving Nobel prize for economic to this clown:
https://krugman.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/12/28/bitcoin-is-evil/?_r=0
If Obama didn't destroy half the World, maybe it would be funnier to mention his Peace Nobel prize.
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ahaha I did one on Krugman as well!
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I like your style. 10 STEEM is on its way..!! Stephen
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Thanks Stephen, it seems we have similar sense of humor ;)
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A horse works into a bar. The barman says
Hey, why the long face?
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The old ones are the best. Funny, but sorry you will have to dig further. :( Stephen
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Lol, i do like an old one! I will rack my brains! Trying to keep them clean!!
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Wow... I didn't expect to get this sort of response. I thought I might had got the odd one or two..!! :) Stephen
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It's a great response! I am reading them now!
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I must admit I didn't expect to see that many and so fast. I guess this shows just how many do actually read the blogs. Funny there wasn't one from a bot..!! :) :) Have a great weekend. Stephen
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I thought my son was spending too much time playing computer games...
I stopped him and said, "Son, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace."
He considered that for a moment before replying, "Yeah, well, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was The President of the United States."
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haha haha. I like that. Funny. 10 STEEM is on its way. Stephen :)
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Thank you very much :-)
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You are very welcome and thanks for making us all laugh. Have a great weekend. Stephen
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The market may be bad, but I slept like a baby last night.
I woke up every hour and cried!
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Funny, but just quite not there. Stephen
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psycho to doc: why can a frog fly?
doc: I don't know
psycho: coz it ate a magic pill! then, why can a snake fly?
doc: coz it ate a magic pill?
psycho: no! coz it ate the frog!! then, why can an eagle fly?
doc: I know! it ate the snake!!
psycho: hahaha! are you psycho? eagles can fly, don't you know that?
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DRIVER: " Attention please, all ugly passengers please prepare to alight from the bus because we are near to the checkpoint."
PASSENGER: "Then who will drive the bus?"
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Funny, a vote, but no 10 STEEM sorry :(. Stephen
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There are 2 reasons why I do not give money to homeless people:
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Jokes and alcohol are always a winning combination. That was funny. 10 STEEM on its way. Stephen
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I follow and I will play again!
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Not mine, but very funny!
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Funny, but not belly splitting. :)) Stephen
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"THIS IS NOT A JOKE!"
What did you do with the REAL Stephen Kendal?
;-)
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haha haha That was funny. Because it wasn't a joke I have sent you 10 STEEM as bonus prize. It did make me laugh. Stephen
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I figured it would...I was expecting my Blockchain/Steemit/STEEM news feeds instead I got 10 STEEM :D
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I know!
Q- What's the best thing about Switzerland
A- I don't know but their flag is a huge plus!
:-)
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I like that. It's funny. 10 STEEM is on its way. Stephen :)
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Oh super! Thank you! I am following you now!
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I posted this one hour ago
https://steemit.com/funny/@steemspoker/joke-my-marriage
Does that count :-)
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Thanks for the 0.02 dollar vote :-)
I posted this one 15 days ago
That's definitely my favorite
Let's see if I get another 0,02 dollar hahaha
Have a nice day!!
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Nice try, but you'll have to dig deeper. :) :) Stephen
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Give my 10 Steem to Paul Krugman. It's his joke
"By 2005 or so, it will become clear that the Internet’s impact on the economy has been no greater than the fax machine’s." (1998)
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Thanks for brightening up this Friday afternoon and making us all laugh. These are the winners. Have a great weekend. Stephen
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I'm going to build the wall.
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