Just a Little More - Comedy Open Mic Round14 Entry2

take5 (58) in funny • 7 years ago

Trying to stay awake so I can finish judging #comedyopenmic

Maybe drinking so many shots of vodka wasn't such a great idea

I invite @mightpossibly and @theregularguy to join us at #comedyopenmic.

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7 years ago by take5 (58)

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dj123 (60) · 7 years ago

the headband is a nice touch.... helps you soak up all the panic sweat of dealing with the judges

diebitch (62) · 7 years ago

Don't be alarmed, just remember your name is Amir

take5 (58) · 7 years ago

Lol, I've already been alarmed, haha. Thank you, though, that definitely woke me up.

maverickinvictus (64) · 7 years ago

I had the same reaction during my Shill when I had a shot of Jack before presenting.

mineopoly (64) · 7 years ago

The Polka will keep you awake.

Or you can try a Black Russian or two.

take5 (58) · 7 years ago

Black Russian sounds delicious, combining my 2 most favorite things.

groovatti (52) · 7 years ago (edited)

Your post reminds me of that Chicago song about sleep deprivation. Apparently one of the band's writers was thrown into a room and tasked with writing a hit. Around 4am he started to lose his mind, yet somehow managed to pen "25 or 6 to 4", which is a great song! Now, one could argue that Green Day ripped it off years later in their song "Brain Stew", but that's just my opinion. Anywho, next time you're overwhelmed with judging activities, follow the advice of Dave Brubeck

take5 (58) · 7 years ago

Thanks @groovatti, that last one by Dave Brubeck will definitely calm me down. That's really soothing music.

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belemo (72) · 7 years ago

Drinking Vodka has never been a bad idea

lucygarrod (51) · 7 years ago

All you need is a bit more time 😉

take5 (58) · 7 years ago

Hey @lucygarrod. When are we gonna see another entry from you?

lucygarrod (51) · 7 years ago (edited)

:) I entered this week, although I don't have much hope of winning I still thought it was worth participating as I found a new remedy for life's shit! Hope you enjoy it :D

here it is -
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@lucygarrod/because-science-doesn-t-have-all-the-answers-comedy-open-mic-round-15

take5 (58) · 7 years ago

Haha, another enjoyable one from you. I do need some of that herb.

pechichemena (65) · 7 years ago

sips more coffee... passes out

take5 (58) · 7 years ago

I thought coffee is supposed to keep you awake, although it doesn't work for me, either.

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acolucky (64) · 7 years ago

This is what we call the Polish lobotomy.

melbourneswest (55) · 7 years ago

Hahaha that's gold!