Some Warning Would Be Nice - Comedy Open Mic Round16 Entry1

in funny •  7 years ago 

When you’re fooling around with your girlfriend, trying to be a good boyfriend by giving her rear end some attention and she had Mexican food for lunch.


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Always use protection, you never know what you're gonna encounter in those holes

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      ·  7 years ago (edited)

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      ·  7 years ago 

    Wow, how very gentlemanly.

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    Haha, you 2 crack me up. I wonder if it burns the same way as when you take a dump after eating spicy food.

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    Only if you then rub your dick all over that dump.

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      Ha ha ha. Strong man, if I might have fainted when in a hug by thick smoke

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      Awesome... tender explosion.

      "¿Qué pedo?"

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      At least it's still brown.

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        ·  7 years ago 

      All is fair in love and fart

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        Exactly, you should know better than to put your face near any holes.

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